User:GeneralNotability/Burma-Shave

Credit to Levivich for starting this mess and doing the formatting, and EEng for the inspiration.

Finalized

MAKING FUN

OF AN/I REPORTING

SOMETIMES LOOKS

A BIT

UNSPORTING

Burma-Shave

SAID THE ADMIN

(A WIKIPEDIA STAR)

THIS THREAD'S TOO LONG

TL;

DR

NEW ANI THREAD

A PROBLEM

ACUTE

CLOSED WITHOUT ACTION

"CONTENT DISPUTE"

Burma-Shave

DULL ADMIN THREAD

EENG

ON THE CASE

IRREVERENT PICTURE

OP PUT IN HIS PLACE

Burma-Shave

My vandal senses / quite deductive / think / your edit's / unconstructive
From your contribs / I get / the notion / you're only here / for self-promotion
You made a change / without citing / a source / so it's been reverted / as a matter of course
When you comment / sign your name / just four tildes / don't be lame
If you always / tell editors / "go pound sand" / you might / end up / civility-banned
You're new / around here / not sure if you saw / but autobios / are kind of a a faux pas
When you post / to ANI / you have to tell / the other guy
If in discussions / you feel rage / it might be time / to disengage
follow the cycle / bold, revert, discuss / this rule applies / to all of us