User:SigmaX54

SigmaX54 (Real Name: Chris Fraser) was born April 7, [[1987]. Graduated from Sheridan College in [[2007]. Looking forward to university.

This user is a recent changes patroller.

Gay Faggot alert! People who use their dicks in ways I deem inappropriate(putting them in vaginas) piss me off, thus making me a closet homosexual!

Profile

I was born in Oakville, Ontario, where I lived until I was thirteen, moving to Burlington in December of 2000. My school career was one that fluctuated greatly from time to time, and by that, I don't mean I had bad marks - I jumped around schools alot. Here are the schools I've attended, and am currently attending:

• Our Lady of Peace Elementary School, Oakville, Ontario --> Grades 1-6
• St. John's Elementary School, Oakville, Ontario --> Grades 7 - December of Grade 8
• St. Gabriel's Elementary School, Burlington, Ontario --> December of Grade 8 - Graduation
• Notre Dame Catholic Secondary School, Burlington, Ontario --> Grade 9 - Grade 12
• Sheridan College, Oakville, Ontario --> Graduated the 2 year General Arts and Sciences Program with Honours
• Bishops University, Quebec --> Direct entry into 3rd Year Political Science, September 2007

Largely, I am a quiet person unless inclined otherwise. I am a huge fan of video and computer games, playing them often. I also enjoy surfing the internet, and doodling.

I have recently found an interesting in creating fractals, using the program Apophysis 2.0 .

Hobbies

• Music, mostly Metal music (death metal being my favourite overall), and various electronica.
• Comedy, namedly the Blue Collar Comedy Tour comedians.
• Video Games, primarily first person shooters and action games
• Internet, poking around for "various" information, lol
• Drawing/Doodling, usually involving bizarre abstract designs/creatures, amoung other things
• Movies, of the Action and Comedy genres
• Television, damn thing's always on...

Favourite Bands

• Arch Enemy
• The Berzerker
• Cannibal Cocks
• Carcass
• Celldweller
• Cradle of Drew's Filth
• Deathless Anguish
• Dimmu Borgir
• DragonForce
• i:scintilla
• Klayton Scott, the guy behind Celldweller
• Lamb of God
• Opeth
• Rammstein
• Six Feet Under
• Slipknot
• Soul Demise

Favourite Composers

• John Williams
• Nobuo Uematsu
• Hans Zimmer

Favourite Comedians

• Larry the Cable Guy
• George Carlin
• Bill Engvall
• Ron White
• Drew Pickles

Favourite Movies

• Domino
• Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
• Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
• Mallrats
• The Grudge
• The Barney Bunch Movie
• Resident Pickles

Favourite Television Shows

• American Dad
• Criss Angel Mindfreak
• Family Gay
• The Simpsons
• Various News shows

Favourite Books/Comics

• Calvin and Hobbes
• Darwin Awards which is primarily a website and not a book or comic...
• The Fag Side
• Resident Evil: Genesis
• Harry Potter

Heroes

• Criss Angel, magician and cocksucker
• Homsar, the song from the sixties who was raised by a cup of coffee
• Klayton Scott, excellent musical artist
• Martin Luther King Jr., civil rights figurehead, who I place alongside a fictional video game character.
• Sephiroth, the greatest video game villain ever made
• Sonic the Hedgehog, the gayest thing ALAAAIIIYYIIIIIVVVE!

Userboxes

en-ca-NThis user is a native speaker of Canadian English.

This user is a college student.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

L.V.	This user is a fan of Lord Voldemort.

S	This user is a Slytherin.

C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

GThis user does not like Mondays.

This user can drive.

FordThis user drives a Ford.

This user uses public transit.

This user has a pet dog.

This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.

@This user can be reached by email at liquid_chris@hotmail.com.

This user uses Windows Live Messenger and his/her email address is liquid_chris@hotmail.com.

This user has a profile on MySpace as http://www.myspace.com/4498299.

This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.

YTMND

This user is the man now, dog.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

BTThis user uses BitTornado.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

64This user uses an x86-64 processor.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

PS2This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.

This user prefers to play games on a laptop.

λThis user plays Half-Life 2.

PSxThis user is a fan of Sony PlayStation console series hardware and software.

SC3KThis user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.

This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

This user is an omnivore.

This user drinks beer.

This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user is a lottery player.

You just lost The Game.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

H * R

This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

machThis user watches machinima.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user is gay.

This user farts in your general direction!

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.

This user has a Private Clone Army.

This user watches Global.

This user has a television set.

NTSCThis user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

This user has an iPod.

MAThis user has an account on Metal-Archives.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

This user does not smoke.

This user is left-handed.

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

YAThis user is a young adult.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

∞This user is an ageless immortal.

This user is male.

This user comes from Canada.

bro	This user has a little brother

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

pornThis user enjoys pornography.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is straight.

This user supports gender equality.

This user supports equal rights for queer people.

This user supports the LGBTQ+ community and being queer.

This user is single.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

This user has a crush on someone.

This user is an Aries.

兔This user was born in the year of the Rabbit.

This user is Canadian, eh?

This user comes from Ontario.

This user says "Thank You" to Canadian Soldiers and Veterans. We Will Remember Them.

This user supports the
Canadian Armed Forces

Today is 25 December 2024

This user has too much time on their hands.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user is diurnal.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user's time zone is GMT-5.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user supports public transit.

This user supports recycling.

This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is interested in issues of democracy.

This user advocates democracy.

ind	This user is politically independent.

libThis user is a liberal.

LIB	This user supports the Liberal Party of Canada.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

This user does not trust electronic voting machines.

This user supports the United Nations.

This user supports the Make Poverty History and ONE campaigns.

This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr.

This user is for racial equality.

This user is interested in the
debate over abortion.

This user's favourite colour is red.

This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.

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This user believes in the separation of church and state.

agn	This user is an agnostic.

This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.

EAC	This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga!

This user is God.

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

External Links

• SigmaX54 at the Homestar Runner Wiki
• SigmaX54 at Wikiquote