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Metalkirby is a person who makes sprites. Metalkirby is a BOY(read: MALE). Metalkirby has NO affiliation with Michael Jackson nor anyone in which he is affiliated with.

This page has been vandalized many times.

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+Metalkirby is a person who makes sprites. Metalkirby is a BOY(read: MALE). Metalkirby has NO affiliation with Michael Jackson nor anyone in which he is affiliated with.
-Metalkirby is a person.
-Many suspect MetalKirby to be a orphan China girl, No one has yet to be proven right or wrong.  Metalkirby's gender and race is quite unknown. No one knows. He has many fans, majority, Micheal Jackson Fan's. Once in a interview, a fan was asked. "So what it is, May I ask, makes you a Metalkirby follower?" The fan replied. "Not knowing weather this person, Is a man or a women, Is quite a thrill for us all"  Metalkirby, Is from the unknown town of, Calicovera.
+This page has been vandalized many times.
-It has been recorded, in past documents. That metallkirby has a unique large collection of, Cotton balls. The reasoning unknown. Metalkirbys artwork has raised quite a few eyebrows, due to it's very graphic nature. This is a recent post posted on a internet web page forum, from what seems to be a very concerned parent.
-"WARNING- "
-"HELLO, MY NAME IS MARIE, MY SON LIKES TO LOOK AT PIXEL ART FROM METALKIRBY. A FEW WEEKS AGO MY SON STATED LICKING HIS SHOE, BLURTING OUT WORDS SUCH, TURTLE, SONIC, AND MOOSE, WHEN HE WOULD SEE THE COLOR BLUE. I WAS VERY CONCERNED, SO I TOOK IT HIM TO THE DRS. TURNS OUT HE HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED. HE WAS PROGRAMED TO SAY THAT STUFF, AFTER EVERY VIEWING OF METALKIRBYS ART. I'D ADVISE ALL PARENTS TO NOT LET THERE CHILDREN NEAR METALKIRBY, THAT MAN/WOMEN IS VERY SCARY."
-Now, There has never been a sub factual amount of evidence to charge Metalkirby on any of these accounts. But I will again list the symptoms. If your child seems to have one or more of these, please contact your nearest game stop.
-After the viewing of Metalkirby's artwork:
-Licking shoe
-Blurting out something to do with Artwork, just previewed
-Sticking finger in ear
-Licking finger, after sticking finger in ear
-Humming the hit "I kissed a girl"
-Rolling around in a Rollie chair because "It reminds him or her of a time machine"
-Talking about metalkirby, Almost like an obsession, intrigued.
-So, What is it, that makes Metalkirby, Oh so appealing? Why does he have followers? And Who is this person. If have any information. Please contact us at Unsolved Pixel artist's. At
-Beverly Hills Street.
-Beverly Hills.
-Thank you.
-I am now asking myself. "Why am i so intrigued"