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==Your Questions Answered==

<big>'''So, who are you?'''</big>
*I'm Craftyminion, but you can call me Crafty.

<big>'''What do you do around here?'''</big>
*I'm not clever enough to write articles, so instead I fix vandalism. Also I interfere in discussions about deleting articles and occasionally offer my worthless opinions to those who neither request nor appreciate them. This is perversely satisfying. I am lately patrolling new pages.

<big>'''What are you? Some sort of pervert?'''</big>
*I am more than just a [[Ted Haggard|pervert]], I'm an atheist, a leftist and a homosexual. You may draw from that what you will. I may also be other things. When I work those out I'll let you know.

<big>'''You swear an awful lot. Do you think that makes you a tough guy or something?'''</big>
*Why yes, yes I do.

<big>'''To be honest, you're rather unpleasant.'''</big>
*So I've been told. I'm comfortable with that.

<big>'''Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't been blocked.'''</big>
*I have been blocked.

<big>'''Really? Why?'''</big>
*I [[WP:POINT|disrupted Wikipedia to make a point]] and [[User:Tanthalas39|Tan]] gave me 48 hours in the shitter. I continued to tear it up on my talkpage so he upped my sentence to an indefinite block.

<big>'''Disruptive? How?'''</big>
*I pretty much [[WP:OUTING|revealed another editor's real life identity]]. I refused to desist despite being asked to stop more than once.

<big>'''How'd you get back into Gen-Pop?'''</big>
*About three weeks after I was sent down, I [[WP:UNBLOCK|ate a shit sandwich]] promising (as one does) to fly straight and true. [[User:Daniel Case|Daniel Case]] took pity on me.

<big>'''Was it worth it?'''</big>
*Yes.

<big>'''Will you protect me in the showers?'''</big>
*Maybe. What are you gonna do for me in return, [[Prison sexuality|prag]]?

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