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==Early life== |
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In late [[1973 in heavy metal music|1973]], Bongwarrior's father and mother had "[[mating|relations]]". This eventually resulted in Bongwarrior being born. He was a fairly hefty baby. His early years were very productive, as he learned to read and write and not get [[food]] in his hair. |
In late [[1973 in heavy metal music|1973]], Bongwarrior's father and mother had "[[mating|relations]]". This eventually resulted in Bongwarrior being born. He was a fairly hefty baby. His early years were very productive, as he learned to read and write and not get [[food]] in his hair, but became prone to sucking copious amounts of penis. |
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==Middle life== |
==Middle life== |
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Bongwarrior (b. 1974) is an American dude who is a regular contributor to Wikipedia.
Early life
In late 1973, Bongwarrior's father and mother had "relations". This eventually resulted in Bongwarrior being born. He was a fairly hefty baby. His early years were very productive, as he learned to read and write and not get food in his hair, but became prone to sucking copious amounts of penis.
Middle life
Some time later, Bongwarrior discovered marijuana (or "ganja" as it is sometimes called by jazz musicians). He was intrigued by the fact that smoking this substance imbued him with certain super powers, such as the ability to sit through an hour of sitar music. At that time, he made a solemn vow to use these powers to defend the noble weed against all who would wish it harm, or at least keep smoking it. A short time later, Bongwarrior lost interest in academics and dropped out of college, though this is probably just a coincidence.
Later life
Bongwarrior is still alive as of this writing, which is good news for him. He contents himself with strumming his acoustic guitar, editing people's incoherent ramblings on Wikipedia, or making incoherent ramblings of his own.
Articles he has created
Articles he did not create, but is claiming credit for
- God
- Taoism
- War elephant
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Bananas in Pyjamas
- Wikipedia
- Spinal Tap
- Herbert Morrison (announcer)
- Toilets in Japan
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Interesting images
- Bongwarrior did not upload or create any of these pictures. He just thinks they're pretty kickass.
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Nesjavellir geothermal power plant, Iceland -
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Shipwreck of the SS American Star, Canary Islands -
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Skylab, the first American space station -
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Catrinas, a staple of Mexico's Day of the Dead celebration -
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