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'''Bongwarrior''' (b. [[1974 in heavy metal music|1974]]) is an [[United States|American]] [[dude]] who is a regular contributor to [[Wikipedia]]. |
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==Early life== |
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In late [[1973 in heavy metal music|1973]], Bongwarrior's father and mother had "[[mating|relations]]". This eventually resulted in Bongwarrior being born. He was a fairly hefty baby. His early years were very productive, as he learned to read and write and not get [[food]] in his hair. |
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==Middle life== |
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Some time later, Bongwarrior discovered [[marijuana]] (or "ganja" as it is sometimes called by [[jazz]] musicians). He was intrigued by the fact that smoking this substance imbued him with certain [[superhuman|super powers]], such as the ability to sit through an hour of [[sitar]] music. At that time, he made a solemn vow to use these powers to defend the noble weed against all who would wish it harm, or at least keep smoking it. A short time later, Bongwarrior lost interest in academics and dropped out of [[college]], though this is probably just a coincidence. |
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==Later life== |
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Bongwarrior is still alive as of this writing, which is good news for him. He contents himself with strumming his [[acoustic guitar]], editing people's incoherent ramblings on [[Wikipedia]], or making incoherent ramblings of his own. |
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==Articles he has created== |
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*[[Eric Wagner]] |
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*[[We All Love Ennio Morricone]] |
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*[[Grand Rapids Chicks]] |
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*[[Dance Machine]] |
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==Articles he did not create, but is claiming credit for== |
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*[[God]] |
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*[[Taoism]] |
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*[[War elephant]] |
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*[[Pittsburgh Steelers]] |
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*[[Wikipedia]] |
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*[[Spinal Tap]] |
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*[[Dog poop girl]] |
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*[[Toilets in Japan]] |
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*[[Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu]] |
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==Interesting images== |
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:''Bongwarrior did not upload or create any of these pictures. He just thinks they're pretty kickass''. |
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Image:Amundsen-Scott marsstation ray h edit.jpg|[[Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station]], [[Antarctica]] |
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Image:NesjavellirPowerPlant edit2.jpg|[[Nesjavellir]] geothermal power plant, [[Iceland]] |
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Image:Columbia.sts-1.01.jpg|[[Space Shuttle]] [[Space Shuttle Columbia|''Columbia'']] on the launch pad, [[STS-1]] |
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Image:STS-79 rollout.jpg|[[Space Shuttle]] [[Space Shuttle Atlantis|''Atlantis'']] rollout, [[STS-79]] |
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Image:Battersea Powerstation - Across Thames - London - 020504.jpg|[[Battersea Power Station]], [[England]] |
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Image:8 - AmStar 7.JPG|Shipwreck of the SS ''[[American Star]]'', [[Canary Islands]] |
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Image:NASA-Apollo8-Dec24-Earthrise.jpg|[[Earthrise]], taken during the [[Apollo 8]] mission |
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Image:Skylab (SL-4).jpg|[[Skylab]], the first American [[space station]] |
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Image:Polarlicht 2.jpg|The [[Aurora Borealis]] over [[Eielson Air Force Base]], [[Alaska]] |
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Image:Colosseum in Rome, Italy - April 2007.jpg|The [[Colosseum]] in [[Rome]], [[Italy]] |
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Image:Catrinas 2.jpg|[[Catrina]]s, a staple of Mexico's [[Day of the Dead]] celebration |
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Image:Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird.jpg|[[Lockheed]] [[SR-71 Blackbird]] over the [[Sierra Nevada Mountains]], [[California]] |
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