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Chuck norris is hidden in a coconut tree in southern gwam and is panning on s6taying there for the next 10 years if hes not making any films soon.

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+Chuck norris is hidden in a coconut tree in southern gwam and is panning on s6taying there for the next 10 years if hes not making any films soon.
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-== Safe to link his site?==
-I've noticed this when you click on any links from the site listed as his official site
-What happened when Google visited this site?
-Of the 84 pages we tested on the site over the past 90 days, 21 page(s) resulted in malicious software being downloaded and installed without user consent. The last time Google visited this site was on 2009-07-28, and the last time suspicious content was found on this site was on 2009-07-27.
-    Malicious software includes 54 scripting exploit(s), 2 exploit(s).
-    Malicious software is hosted on 2 domain(s), including hapt03.cn/, a0v.org/.
-domain(s) appear to be functioning as intermediaries for distributing malware to visitors of this site, including a0v.org/.
-    This site was hosted on 1 network(s) including AS7296 (ALCHEMYNET).
-http://safebrowsing.clients.google.com/safebrowsing/diagnostic?client=&hl=en-US&site=http://www.chucknorris.com/html/mission.html[[User:Asd54asd|Asd54asd]] ([[User talk:Asd54asd|talk]]) 16:18, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
-== The ancestry of Carlos Ray Norris, A.K.A. "Chuck Norris" ==
-I've posted my work based research done with Ancestry.com's resources, and various other sources. It is my hope that others can use this as a starting point for their own Norris family research.
-http://worldconnect.rootsweb.com/cgi-bin/igm.cgi?op=PED&db=14x24&id=I0001
-== How tall? ==
-Officially he's 5'11" but in fact he's more like 5'8" from what I could tell. Smells of scandal! His height is an issue because he's an inspiration for tiny little cute guys everywhere. They can live the life of massive impressive physical speciments if they can actually get away with it. Perhaps there should be an entry on people whose vision prevents them from correctly judging people's heights or reading a measuring tape. --[[User:Megaforcemedia|Megaforcemedia]] ([[User talk:Megaforcemedia|talk]]) 15:10, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
-No he's really 5'11", and so was Rocky Marciano, so it's officially the bad-assest height there is.
-Norris was 5'8" at his peak, he has always worn built-up shoes. ([[Special:Contributions/92.8.233.79|92.8.233.79]] ([[User talk:92.8.233.79|talk]]) 20:32, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
-He is 5'10" I worked out with him in barefeet. I am 5'9 1/2 He is just slightly taller.
-He is 5'7".  <span style="font-size: smaller;" class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[Special:Contributions/92.12.215.46|92.12.215.46]] ([[User talk:92.12.215.46|talk]]) 16:35, 22 May 2009 (UTC)</span><!-- Template:UnsignedIP --> <!--Autosigned by SineBot-->
-Chuck Norris stands approximatley 9'87.54/100" tall.  He bites the tops off of mountains and wipes his ass with porcupines.[[Special:Contributions/155.188.247.7|155.188.247.7]] ([[User talk:155.188.247.7|talk]]) 17:41, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
-Chuck Norris, not wanting to be confined by the wimpy metric or American measurement system, describes himself as being 1 chucks tall, and weighs in around 1 norrises.[[Special:Contributions/155.188.247.7|155.188.247.7]] ([[User talk:155.188.247.7|talk]])  <span style="font-size: smaller;" class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|undated]] comment added 17:45, 30 July 2009 (UTC).</span><!--Template:Undated--> <!--Autosigned by SineBot-->
-== One movie is missing from filmography ==
-Logan's War 1998 [[User:Notoadultery2|Notoadultery2]] ([[User talk:Notoadultery2|talk]]) 04:03, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
-{{tlx|editsemiprotected}} in filmography, Logan's War
-Logan's War Made for TV movie, 1998    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176943/
-[[User:Notoadultery2|Notoadultery2]] ([[User talk:Notoadultery2|talk]]) 06:39, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
-:No problem. It's added. [[User:Tim Ross|<font color="green" face="courier">'''''Tim Ross'''''</font>]] [[User_talk:Tim Ross|<font color="green" face="courier">(talk)</font>]] 10:12, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
-== Fight record ==
-I've deleted the last 2 item from Norris' fight record. I can find no evidence that they occurred. No references for them are given in the article, and they are not mentioned in his autobiography, ''Against All Odds, My Story'' or  at [http://karate-in-english-lewis-wallace.blogspot.com/2008/03/chuck-norris-accurate-record.html Chuck Norris' fighting record]. Feel free to put them back in if you can find some information about the events.  [[User:Tim Ross|<font color="green" face="courier">'''''Tim Ross'''''</font>]] [[User_talk:Tim Ross|<font color="green" face="courier">(talk)</font>]] 09:54, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
-== Phrasing ==
-In the Political Views section: "Chuck Norris supports gun rights and ownership, and is '''against public schools condoning homosexuality'''."  This last part (bolded) is bizarrely-phrased and not particularly note-worthy or useful.  Perhaps his opposition to homosexuality would be more appropriate here - "aberrant sexual behavior" ([http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=59697]). ~~
-Could you also edit out "the" in the section on Norris sending a letter to Obama not to follow other presidents.  It seems to indicate all other presidents supported the pro-abortion stance of Clinton and Obama.  This is not the case.  It would make it more clear to state "other democratic Presidents" as all republican Presidents have not supported the public financing of abortions since Roe.
-notoadultery 20:14, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
-== Chuck Norris inciting armed rebellion against the USA ==
-I think there should be a section under political views regarding Chuck Norris' claim on the Glenn Beck show that there are thousands of cells of right-wing ready to rise against the US government if "things get worse" and that he might run for President of Texas after said rebellion.
-Here's a cite:
-http://www.examiner.com/x-2071-DC-Special-Interests-Examiner~y2009m3d9-Chuck-Norris-claims-thousands-of-right-wing-cell-groups-exist-and-will-rebel-against-US-government
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-''Illustrative Reference: Prospective Secessionist Views '''
-http://www.theweek.com/article/index/94248/Chuck_Norris_Texas_secessionist
-<small><blockquote>“In what could be the most egregious misuse of his Chuck Norris powers” since he endorsed Mike Huckabee, said Edward Ericson Jr. in the Baltimore City Paper, the martial artist and TV star suggested that Texas was ripe to secede from the union, that he ‘may run for President’ of the Republic of Texas, and that there are thousands of “right-wing ‘cells’” ready to follow radio host Glen Beck’s marching orders.
-'''The need to secede “may be a reality sooner than we think,” said Chuck Norris in Townhall.''' My president-of-Texas quip was tongue-in-cheek, but the idea behind it isn’t. Washington is “moving farther and farther from its Founders’ vision and government,” and the people won’t stand for it. '''And Texas—it’s own republic from 1836 to 1846—is the logical place to make a stand.'''</blockquote> </small>
-<a href="http://www.nochucknorris.com" title="Chuck Norris"><b>Chuck Norris</b></a>
---[[User:Ihaveabutt|Ihaveabutt]] ([[User talk:Ihaveabutt|talk]]) 01:10, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
-== Category Add ==
-Outspoken Christian, so the Catgeory:American Christians applies. [[Special:Contributions/67.77.70.21|67.77.70.21]] ([[User talk:67.77.70.21|talk]]) 19:32, 7 August 2009 (UTC)