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{{for|the 1986 interactive novel|Portal (interactive novel)}}
{{Infobox VG
| title = Portal
| image = [[Image:Portal standalonebox.jpg|250px|The box art for the PC version of ''Portal''.]]
| caption = <small>''Portal''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s box art displays one of the signs commonly used around the game's environment.</small>
| developer = [[Valve Corporation]]
| publisher = Valve Corporation
| distributor = [[Electronic Arts]], Valve Corporation<!-- Sierra/Activision/Blizzard had nothing to do with this game, please do not add them -->
| engine = [[Source engine]]
| released = '''Microsoft Windows and Xbox 360''':<br /><small>(''[[The Orange Box]]'' retail)</small></br>
{{vgrelease|NA=[[October 9]] [[2007]]<ref name=pcrelease>{{cite web |url = http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/pc/halflife2theorangebox?q=The%20Orange%20Box |title = The Orange Box (PC)|publisher = Metacritic | accessdate = 2008-02-25}}</ref><ref name=360release>{{cite web|url=http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/xbox360/halflife2theorangebox?q=The%20Orange%20Box|title=The Orange Box (Xbox 360)|publisher = Metacritic | accessdate = 2008-02-25}}</ref>}} {{vgrelease|EU=[[October 18]] [[2007]]}}{{vgrelease|AUS=[[October 18]] [[2007]]}} '''Microsoft Windows''':<br /><sup>Steam</sup> [[October 9]] [[2007]]<ref name=pcrelease /><br />
'''PlayStation 3''':<br />{{vgrelease|NA=[[December 11]] [[2007]]<ref name=ps3release>{{cite web|url=http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/ps3/halflife2theorangebox?q=The%20Orange%20Box|title=The Orange Box (PS3)|publisher = Metacritic | accessdate = 2008-02-25}}</ref>}}
{{vgrelease|EU=[[December 14]] [[2007]]}} '''Microsoft Windows''':<br><small>(retail stand-alone):</small><br />
{{vgrelease|NA=[[April 9]] [[2008]]<ref name="joystiq orange split">{{cite web | url = http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/05/individual-orange-box-games-hit-retail-april-9/ | title = Individual Orange Box games hit retail April 9 | date = [[2008-03-06]] | accessdate = 2008-03-06 | publisher = Joystiq | first = Ludwig | last = Kiestmann }}</ref>}}[[April 11]] [[2008]]


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| genre = [[Video puzzle game|Puzzle]], [[First-person shooter|first-person]], [[science fiction]]
| modes = [[Single-player]]
| ratings = [[Entertainment Software Rating Board|ESRB]]: T
| platforms = [[Microsoft Windows|Windows]] via [[Steam (content delivery)|Steam]], [[Xbox 360]], [[PlayStation 3]]
| media = [[Blu-ray Disc]], download, [[DVD]]
| requirements = '''Minimum''':<br />1.7&nbsp;[[Hertz|GHz]] [[Central processing unit|processor]], 512&nbsp;[[Megabyte|MB]] [[Random access memory|RAM]], [[DirectX]] 8 compatible [[video card]], [[Windows 2000]]/[[Windows XP|XP]]/[[Windows Vista|Vista]]<br />
'''Recommended''':<br />[[Pentium 4]] processor (3.0&nbsp;GHz or better), 1&nbsp;[[Gigabyte|GB]] RAM, DirectX 9 compatible video card, Windows 2000/XP/Vista<ref name="steam">{{cite web |url = http://steampowered.com/v/index.php?area=game&AppId=400 |title = Steam - Portal |accessdate = 2007-10-10 |publisher = [[Steam (content delivery)|Steam]] }}</ref>
}}
'''''Portal''''' is a [[single-player]] [[first-person shooter|first-person]] [[action game|action]]/[[video puzzle game|puzzle]] [[video game]] developed by the [[Valve Corporation]]. The game was released in the [[Product bundling|bundle package]] ''[[The Orange Box]]'' for [[Microsoft Windows]] and [[Xbox 360]] on [[October 9]], [[2007]],<ref name=360release/><ref name=pcrelease /> and for the [[PlayStation 3]] on [[December 11]], [[2007]].<ref name=ps3release /> The [[Microsoft Windows|Windows]] version of the game is also available for download separately through Valve's content delivery system, [[Steam (content delivery)|Steam]]<ref name="steam" /> and will be released as a standalone [[retail]] product on [[April 9]], [[2008]].<ref name="joystiq orange split"/>


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The game consists primarily of a series of puzzles that must be solved by teleporting the player's character and other simple objects using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device ("Portal Gun" for short), a unit that can create an inter-spatial [[portal (fiction)|portal]] between flat planes. The player character is challenged by an [[artificial intelligence|AI]] named "GLaDOS" to complete each puzzle in the "Aperture Science Enrichment Center" using the Portal Gun with the promise of receiving [[cake]] when all the puzzles are completed. The unusual physics allowed by the portal gun are the emphasis of this game, and is an extension of a similar portal concept in ''[[Narbacular Drop]]''; many of the team from the [[DigiPen|DigiPen Institute of Technology]] that worked on ''Narbacular Drop'' were hired by Valve for the creation of ''Portal''.


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''Portal'' has been acclaimed as one of the most original games in 2007 despite being a comparatively short game. The game has received praise for its unique gameplay and darkly humorous story (created with the assistance of [[Erik Wolpaw]] and Chet Faliszek of "[[Old Man Murray]]" fame), the "character" of GLaDOS (voiced by [[Ellen McLain]]), and the final credits song, "Still Alive" (written by [[Jonathan Coulton]] for the game). The game's popularity has led to official merchandise from Valve as well as fan creations using elements of the game.


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==Gameplay==
In ''Portal'', the player controls the character, Chell, from a [[First person (video games)|first person perspective]] as she is challenged to navigate through a series of rooms using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device ("portal gun"). The portal gun can create two distinct portal ends, orange and blue. Neither is specifically an entrance or exit; all objects that travel through the one portal will exit through the other with no change in momentum magnitude. If subsequent portal ends are created, the previously created portal of the same color is closed. Not all surfaces are able to accommodate a portal, and any attempt to do so will not affect the present state of existing portals. Chell can also pick up objects, though she can only throw objects a short distance (affected by the player's momentum). These objects ("Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cubes" or a "Weighted Companion Cube") can be used to depress large buttons to open doors or activate platforms, but barriers (known as "Material Emancipation Grids" or 'fizzlers', as described by the audio commentary) at the end of each test chamber or within certain test chambers prevent the player character from carrying such objects beyond them. Passage through these fields also closes any open portals, and portals cannot be fired through these fields.<ref name="360 manual">{{cite book | title = The Orange Box manual (Xbox 360 version) | publisher = Valve Corporation | date = 2007 | pages = 12–17}}</ref>


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[[Image:Portal physics.svg|left|thumb|A representation of how [[speed]] and [[momentum]] magnitude (although not [[relative direction|directionality]]) are conserved through portals. By jumping into the lower portal, the character is launched out of the upper portal and onto the platform on the right.]]
The portals create a visual and physical connection between two different locations in [[Three-dimensional space|3D space]]. Portal ends are restricted to planar surfaces, but if the portal ends are on nonparallel planes, bizarre twists in geometry and gravity can occur as the player character is immediately reoriented to be upright with respect to gravity after leaving a portal end. An important aspect of the game's physics is "momentum redirection".<ref name="commentary" /> Objects retain their [[speed]] as they pass through the portals but their [[Direction (geometry, geography)|direction]] will be altered depending on the orientation of the exit portal. This allows the player to launch objects or Chell herself over great distances, both vertically and horizontally, a maneuver referred to as "flinging" by Valve.<ref name="commentary" /> As GLaDOS puts it in layman's terms, "Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."


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Although the player character is equipped with mechanized heel springs to prevent damage from falling,<ref name="commentary" /> she can be killed by various other hazards in the test chambers, such as turret guns and toxic liquid. She can also be damaged by objects falling through portals, and by series of "crushers" that appear in maintenance levels. Unlike most first person shooters, there is no set amount of [[Health (game mechanism)|health]]; suffering enough damage in a short time frame will kill the player, but the player cannot die from repeated exposure to small amounts of damage.

The portal gun allows several possible approaches to completing the various test chambers. In their initial preview of ''Portal'', [[GameSpot]] noted how many solutions exist for completing each puzzle, and that the gameplay "gets even crazier, and the diagrams shown in the trailer showed some incredibly crazy things that you can attempt".<ref name="gamespotarticle1">{{cite web |url = http://gamespot.com/pc/action/halflife2episode2/news.html?sid=6154006 |title = Half-Life 2: Episode Two - The Return of Team Fortress 2 and Other Surprises |accessdate = 2006-07-21 |author = Ocampo, Jason |date = [[2006-07-13]] |publisher = [[GameSpot]] }}</ref> Two additional modes are unlocked during the completion of the game that challenge the player to work out these alternative methods of solving each test chamber. Challenge maps are unlocked near the halfway point and Advanced Chambers are unlocked when the game is completed.<ref>{{cite web |url = http://au.pc.ign.com/articles/824/824756p2.html |title = Portal: Final Hands-on |accessdate = 2007-10-05 |author = Craddock, David |date = [[2007-10-03]] |publisher = [[IGN]] }}</ref> In Challenge mode, levels are revisited, with the added goal of completing the test chamber either with as little time, with the least number of portals, or with the fewest footsteps possible. In Advanced mode, certain levels are made more complex with the addition of more obstacles and hazards.<ref name="eurogamerfi">{{cite web |url = http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=76374&page=2 |title = Portal: First Impressions |accessdate = 2007-10-05 |author = Bramwell, Tom |date = [[2007-05-15]] |publisher = [[Eurogamer]] }}</ref><ref name="cvg1">{{cite web |url = http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=162968 |title = PC Preview: Portal - PC Gamer Magazine |accessdate = 2007-10-05 |author = Francis, Tom |date = [[2007-05-09]] |publisher = [[ComputerAndVideoGames.com]] }}</ref> The game also features a number of Achievements the player can earn by completing tasks. Achievements range from normal gameplay requirements, such as obtaining the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, to various tricks, such as using portals to jump a spectacular distance.

As with other Source engine games since ''Half-Life 2'', ''Portal'' can be played with commentary enabled; special icons will appear in the game which the player can activate to hear how parts of the game were developed.

==Plot synopsis==
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===Characters===
[[Image:Portal Chell.jpg|thumb|Chell, the player-controlled protagonist, views herself holding the Portal Gun through the portals she has created. She is equipped with heel springs on her legs to prevent injury from falls.]]
The game features only two characters<!-- do NOT change to 3 characters. The cube is NOT a character. -->: the silent [[player character|player-controlled]] [[protagonist]], named Chell (as revealed by the credits), and GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, voiced by [[Ellen McLain]]), a computer [[artificial intelligence]] that monitors and directs the player. The only background information presented about Chell is given by GLaDOS; the credibility of these facts (such as Chell being adopted and having no friends) is dubious as GLaDOS is, by her own admission, a liar.<ref name="eurogamer pc review"/>

===Setting===
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''Portal'' takes place in the "Enrichment Center" for "Aperture Science Laboratories", the research corporation responsible for the creation of the Handheld Portal Device. Information about the company is revealed during the game and also via the real-world website.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.aperturescience.com | title = Aperture Science Website | publisher = Valve | accessdate = 2008-02-26}}</ref>

According to the Aperture Science website, the company was founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson for the sole purpose of making shower curtains for the U.S. military. However, after becoming mentally unstable from [[mercury poisoning]] in 1978, Johnson created a "three tier" [[research and development]] plan to make his organization successful. The first two tiers, the "Heimlich Counter-Maneuver" and the "Take-A-Wish Foundation" (parodies of the [[Heimlich Maneuver]] and the "[[Make-a-Wish Foundation]]" respectively), were commercial failures and led to an investigation of the company by the [[United States Senate|U.S. Senate]]. However, when the investigative committee heard of the success of the third tier, a "man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain", they recessed permanently and gave Aperture Science an open-ended contract to continue their research. The development of GLaDOS, the "Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System", began in 1986 in response to [[Black Mesa Research Facility|Black Mesa's]] work on similar projects. Roughly thirteen years later, work on GLaDOS is completed and the untested AI is activated during the company's first annual bring-your-daughter-to-work day. The record ends at that point on a positive note.

The portions of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center that Chell explores suggest that it is part of a massive research installation. At the time of events depicted in ''Portal'', the Aperture Science Enrichment Center facility seems to be long deserted, although most of its equipment remains operational without human control.<ref name="1up pc review"/> Though Aperture Science exists in the ''[[Half-Life]]'' universe,<ref name="gamespotarticle1" /> it is unclear when these events take place in that time-line. At one point, GLaDOS states that "the world has changed since [the player] last left the building", claiming to be the only thing standing between "us" and "them", yet does not elaborate on the details.

The apparent abandonment of the facility may not have been entirely intentional on the part of the Aperture Science staff. In the final area of the game, a red phone with a severed wire sits on a desk near the chamber housing GLaDOS' hardware, which the in-game commentary reveals was meant to be used by Aperture employees as a way to make an emergency call in case GLaDOS began taking over the facility. The commentator then notes that, clearly, this fail-safe did not work as planned.<ref name="commentary"/> In the game, GLaDOS claims to have flooded the facility with a deadly [[neurotoxin]] before the Aperture employees installed her morality core.

Aperture Science, Inc. is also mentioned during ''[[Half-Life 2: Episode Two]]'', in which an [[icebreaker]] ship belonging to the corporation, the ''Borealis'', is said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, along with part of its [[drydock]]. During its development, ''[[Half-Life 2]]'' featured a chapter set on the ''Borealis'', but this was abandoned and removed before release.<ref name="raisingthebar">{{cite book | author=Valve Corp. | title=Raising the Bar | publisher=Prima Games | location=Roseville | year=2004 | pages=117 | isbn=0-7615-4364-3 | url=http://www.worldcat.org/oclc/57189955 }}</ref>

===Story===
''Portal''{{'}}s plot is revealed to the player via audio messages from GLaDOS and side rooms found in the later levels. The game begins with Chell waking up from a stasis bed and hearing instructions and warnings from GLaDOS about the upcoming test experience. This part of the game involves distinct "test chambers" that, in sequence, introduce players to the game's mechanics. GLaDOS's announcements serve not only to instruct Chell and help her progress through the game, but also to create atmosphere and develop the AI as a character.<ref name="commentary"/> Throughout this portion of the game, Chell is promised [[cake]] and grief counseling as her reward for completing all the test chambers.<ref name="gamespy pc review"/>

[[Image:Portalgame.jpg|thumb|right|A typical ''Portal'' level with both of the player's colored portals opened. The Weighted Companion Cube can also be seen.]]
Chell proceeds through the empty Enrichment Center, only interacting with GLaDOS. Over the course of the game, GLaDOS' motives are hinted to be more sinister than her helpful demeanor suggests. Although she is designed to appear helpful and encouraging, much of GLaDOS's speech suggests insincerity and callous disregard for the test subjects, such as leading Chell through "a live fire course designed for military androids" because the usual test chamber is being repaired. In another chamber, GLaDOS boasts about the fidelity and importance of the "Weighted Companion Cube", a waist-high crate with pink hearts on each face, for helping Chell to complete the chamber, but then declares that it "unfortunately must be euthanized" in an "emergency intelligence [[incinerator]]" before Chell can continue.<ref name="1up pc review"/> Some chambers include automated turrets that will fire upon Chell;<ref name="eurogamer pc review"/> Chell is able to disable them, causing them to sympathize with her before they shut down.<ref name="ign pc review"/>

After Chell completes the final test chamber, GLaDOS congratulates her as the platform she is riding begins to slide into a large furnace to incinerate her. As GLaDOS assures her that "all Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin", Chell barely escapes and GLaDOS tries to assure her that the furnace was all part of the test, even though it is obvious that GLaDOS actually was attempting to kill Chell. Throughout this section, GLaDOS still sends messages to Chell and it becomes rather clear that GLaDOS has become corrupt and may have even killed all surviving people in the center, or there never were any at the start of the game. Chell makes her way through the maintenance areas and empty office spaces behind the chambers. Now, instead of guidance from GLaDOS, graffiti messages point Chell in the right direction. These "backstage" areas, which are in extreme disrepair, stand in stark contrast to the pristine test chambers. The graffiti includes statements such as "the cake is a lie" and [[pastiches]] of [[Emily Dickinson]]'s poem "The Chariot" and [[Henry Wadsworth Longfellow]]'s "The Reaper and the Flowers", mourning the death of the companion cube.<ref name="commentary">{{cite video | title = Portal in-game commentary | people = | medium = DVD/Video game | publisher = Valve | date = 2007}}</ref>

GLaDOS attempts to dissuade Chell with threats of physical harm and misleading statements claiming that she is going the wrong way as Chell makes her way deeper into the maintenance areas. Eventually, Chell reaches a large chamber where GLaDOS's hardware hangs overhead. GLaDOS continues to attempt to plead with Chell, but during the exchange one of GLaDOS' core chips falls off. Chell drops it in an incinerator, and GLaDOS reveals that Chell has just destroyed the "morality core", which the Aperture Science employees allegedly installed after GLaDOS "flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin", and goes on to state that now there is nothing to prevent her from doing so once again. A six-minute countdown starts up as Chell dislodges and incinerates more pieces of GLaDOS. After she has destroyed the final piece, a portal malfunction tears the room apart and drags everything to the surface. Chell lands outside the gates of the facility amid the rubble of GLaDOS. <!--, "injured enough to pass out" but alive.<ref>{{cite web|last = Polokov| first = Kadayi|title = Untitled email from Portal developer|date= 2006-10-16| url = http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2408925&postcount=881|accessdate = 2006-11-27 }}</ref> -->

The final scene, after a long and speedy zoom through the bowels of the facility, shows a mix of shelves surrounding a chocolate cake and the Weighted Companion Cube. The shelves contain various metallic "eye" components similar to GLaDOS' core chips, some of which begin to light up before a robotic arm descends and extinguishes the candle. The credits roll, and GLaDOS delivers a concluding report about Chell: the song "Still Alive",<ref name="portal the skinny"/> in which GLaDOS sings "I'm doing science and I'm still alive."

==Development==
''Portal'' is Valve's professionally developed spiritual successor to the freeware game ''[[Narbacular Drop]]'', the 2005 independent game released by students of the [[DigiPen|DigiPen Institute of Technology]]; the original ''Narbacular Drop'' team are now all employed at Valve.<ref name="narbdrop-confirm">{{cite web |url=http://www.nuclearmonkeysoftware.com/news.html?46 |title=Things are heating up! |publisher=Narbacular Drop official site |date=[[2006-07-17]] |accessdate=2006-07-21 }}</ref><ref name="gilombardi">{{cite web |url = http://www.gameinformer.com/News/Story/200608/N06.0825.1923.12789.htm |title = GC 06:Valve's Doug Lombardi Talks Half-Life 2 Happenings |accessdate = 2007-09-27 |author = Berghammer, Billy |date = [[2006-08-25]] |publisher = [[Game Informer]]}}</ref> Certain elements have been retained from ''Narbacular Drop'', such as the system of identifying the two unique portal endpoints with the colors orange and blue. A key difference in the signature portal mechanic between the two games however is that ''Portal''{{'}}s "portal gun" cannot create a portal through an existing portal unlike in ''Narbacular Drop''. ''Portal'' took approximately two years and four months to complete after the DigiPen team was brought into Valve,<ref name="planet hl interview"/> and no more than ten people were involved with its development.<ref name="shacknews gdc08 interview"/> ''Portal'' writer [[Erik Wolpaw]], who along with fellow writer Chet Faliszek of the classic gaming commentary/comedy website [[Old Man Murray]] were hired by Valve for the game, noted that "Without the constraints, Portal would not be as good a game."<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=9282&Itemid=2 | title = GDC: A Portal Postmortem | publisher = Next-Gen Biz | first = Mary Jane | last = Irwin | date = [[2008-02-23]] | accessdate = 2008-02-26 }}</ref>

The ''Portal'' team worked with ''Half-Life'' series writer [[Marc Laidlaw]] on fitting the game into the series' plot.<ref name="1upinterview">{{cite web |url = http://www.1up.com/do/previewPage?pager.offset=0&cId=3153489 |title = Portal Preview |accessdate = 2006-09-11 |author = Leone, Matt |date = [[2006-09-08]] |publisher = [[1UP.com]] }}</ref> Wolpaw and Faliszek were put to work on the dialogue for ''Portal''.<ref name="gilombardi" /> GLaDOS was central to the plot, as Wolpaw notes "We designed the game to have a very clear beginning, middle, and end, and we wanted GLaDOS to go through a personality shift at each of these points."<ref name="rbs wolpaw interview"/> Wolpaw further describes the idea of using cake as the reward came about as "at the beginning of the ''Portal'' development process, we sat down as a group to decide what philosopher or school of philosophy our game would be based on. That was followed by about 15&nbsp;minutes of silence and then someone mentioned that a lot of people like cake."<ref name="rbs wolpaw interview">{{cite web | url=http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=518 | title= RPS Interview: Valve's Erik Wolpaw | publisher = Rock, Paper, Shotgun | date = [[2007-10-31]] | accessdate = 2007-10-31 | first = John | last = Walker }}</ref> According to Swift, the cake is a black forest cake which she "thought looked the best" at a nearby bakery.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.gametrailers.com/gametrailerstv_player.php?ep=10&sd=1&ch=4 | title = GameTrailers Episode 106 | accessdate = 2008-03-25 | author = Geoff, Keighley | date = [[2008-03-01]] | publisher = GameTrailers.com }}</ref>

The austere settings in the game were a result of finding that testers spent too much time trying to complete the puzzles using decorative but non-functional elements; as a result, they minimized the setting to make the usable aspects of the puzzle easier to spot, using the clinical feel of the setting in the film ''[[The Island (2005 film)|The Island]]'' as reference.<ref name="1up beyond the box"/> While there were plans for a third area, an office space, to be included after the test chambers and the maintenance areas, the team ran out of time to include it.<ref name="1up beyond the box"/> They also dropped the introduction of the "Rat Man", the character that left the messages in the maintenance areas to avoid creating too much narrative for the game.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://kotaku.com/359961/portal-devs-reveal-the-glados-that-never-was-inspiration-behind-weighted-companion-cube | title = Portal Devs Reveal The GLaDOS That Never Was, Inspiration Behind Weighted Companion Cube | publisher = Kotaku | date = [[2008-02-23]] | accessdate = 2008-02-26 | first = Michael | last = McWhertor}}</ref> According to Swift, the final battle with GLaDOS went through many iterations, including having the player chased by "James Bond lasers", which was partially applied to the turrets, "Portal Kombat" where the player would have needed to redirect rockets while avoiding turret fire, and a chase sequence following a fleeing GLaDOS. Eventually, they found that playtesters enjoyed a rather simple puzzle with a countdown timer near the end; Swift noted that "Time pressure makes people think something is a lot more complicated than it really is", and Wolpaw admitted that "it was really cheap to make <nowiki>[</nowiki>the neurotoxin gas<nowiki>]</nowiki>" in order to simplify the dialogue during the battle.<ref name="shacknews gdc08 interview">{{cite web | url = http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=784 | title = GDC 08: Portal Creators on Writing, Multiplayer, Government Interrogation Techniques | publisher = Shacknews | date = [[2008-02-23]] | accessdate = 2008-02-23 | first = Chris | last = Faylor }}</ref>

Chell's face and body are modeled after [[Alesia Glidewell]], an American freelance actor and voice over artist, selected by Valve from a local modeling agency for her face and body structure.<ref name="planet hl interview">{{cite web | url = http://planethalflife.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Interviews.Detail&id=80 | title = Pratt and Chief interview the Portal team at VALVe headquarters | publisher = Planet Half-Life | date= [[2007-09-30]] | accessdate = 2008-02-07 | author= Pratt}}</ref><ref>{{cite web |url = http://www.alesiaglidewell.com/vo_games.htm |title = AlesiaGlidewell.com: Voice Over & Motion Capture for Games | publisher = AlesiaGlidewell.com | first = Alesia | last = Glidewell |accessdate = 2007-10-13 }}</ref> [[Ellen McLain]] provided the voice of the antagonist GLaDOS. Erik Wolpaw noted that "When we were still fishing around for the turret voice, Ellen did a 'sultry' version. It didn't work for the turrets, but we liked it a lot, and so a slightly modified version of that became the model for GLaDOS's final incarnation."<ref name="rbs wolpaw interview"/> [[Mike Patton]]'s voice also appears in the game performing the growling and snarling of the final core-chip of GLaDOS. The Weighted Companion Cube inspiration was from project lead Kim Swift with additional input from Wolpaw from reading some "declassified government interrogation thing";<ref name="rbs wolpaw interview"/><ref name="shacknews gdc08 interview"/> Swift commented that "We had a long level called Box Marathon; we wanted players to bring this box with them from the beginning to the end. But people would forget about the box, so we added dialogue, applied the heart to the cube, and continued to up the ante until people became attached to the box. Later on, we added the incineration idea. The artistic expression grew from the gameplay."<ref name="1up beyond the box">{{cite web | url = http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3165930 | title = Beyond the Box: Orange Box Afterthoughts | publisher = 1UP | date = [[2008-02-06]] | accessdate = 2008-02-14 | first = Shawn | last = Elliot }}</ref> Swift noted that reported comparisons to both the [[Milgram experiment]] and ''[[2001: A Space Odyssey]]'' are happenstance.<ref name="1up beyond the box"/> The portal gun's full name "Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device" can be abbreviated as "ASHPD", which was, by coincidence, similar to the name of the protagonist Adrian Shephard of ''[[Half-Life: Opposing Force]]''; as a result, the team placed a [[red herring (plot device)|red herring]] in the game by having the letters of "Adrian Sheppard" highlighted on keyboards found in the office-space areas within the game.<ref name="1up beyond the box"/>

The closing credits song, "Still Alive", was written by [[Jonathan Coulton]] and sung by Ellen McLain as the GLaDOS character. Wolpaw notes that Coulton was invited to Valve a year before the release of ''Portal'' as the team knew they wanted to involve Coulton in some fashion; "Once Kim <nowiki>[Swift]</nowiki> and I met with him, it quickly became apparent that he had the perfect sensibility to write a song for GLaDOS."<ref name="rbs wolpaw interview"/><ref name="portal the skinny">{{cite web | url = http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/10/15/portal-the-skinny/ | title = Portal: The Skinny | first = Jonathan | last = Coulton | publisher = Jonathan Coulton's blog | date = [[2007-10-15]] | accessdate = 2007-11-01 }}</ref> The song was<!-- one day! don't change this as it's "was" in one day--> released as a free downloadable song for the [[music video game]] ''[[Rock Band (video game)|Rock Band]]'' on [[March 31]], [[2008]]; humorously, the game lists GlaDOS, not Ellen McLain, as the singer.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.rockband.com/rockers_blog_entry/hmxsean/216671?redir=1 | title = Valve Party at GDC + Special Preview of an Upcoming DLC Song | first = Sean | last = Baptiste | publisher = Harmonix | date = [[2008-02-21]] | accessdate = 2008-02-21}}</ref><ref name="Still Alive">{{cite web |url=http://www.rockband.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40092 |title= DLC April 1st! Huge success! |accessdate=2008-03-31 |last=Baptiste |first=Sean |coauthors= |date= |work= |publisher=Rockband.com forums}}</ref><ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/51991 | title = 'Still Alive' Hits Rock Band X360 Tomorrow for Free, PlayStation 3 Edition Due Mid-April | publisher = [[Shacknews]] | date = [[2008-03-31]] | accessdate = 2008-03-31 | first = Chris | last = Faylor }}</ref> The soundtrack for ''Portal'' was released as a part of ''[[The Orange Box#Soundtrack|The Orange Box Original Soundtrack]]''<ref>{{cite web | url = http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_TOBSoundtrack.html | title = The Orange Box Original Soundtrack | publisher = Valve Corporation | accessdate = 2008-01-31}}</ref> and includes both GLaDOS' in-game rendition and Coulton's vocal mix of "Still Alive".

[[Image:Companioncubesfuzzydice.jpg|thumb|150px|right|The popularity of the Weighted Companion Cube has led Valve to create merchandise for the "character", including [[fuzzy dice]].]]
The popularity of the game and of its characters has led Valve to develop merchandise for ''Portal'' made available through their online [[Steam (content delivery)|Steam]] store. One of the more popular items were the Weighted Companion Cube plush toys and [[fuzzy dice]];<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.steampowered.com/Steam/Marketing/message/1301/ | title = Steam Updates: Friday, November 9 2007 | date = [[2007-11-09]] | accessdate = 2007-11-09 | publisher = Valve}}</ref> both were sold out in under 24 hours.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://kotaku.com/gaming/sold-out/official-plush-weighted-companion-cube-sells-out-334413.php | title = Official Plush Weighted Companion Cube Sells Out | date = [[2007-12-15]] | accessdate = 2008-02-21 | publisher = Kotaku | first = Flynn | last = De Marco}}</ref> Other products include t-shirts and Aperture Science coffee mugs and parking stickers.

Project lead Kim Swift stated they tried a ''Portal'' multiplayer variant, but admitted that "Honestly, it's less fun than you'd think."<ref name="shacknews gdc08 interview"/> Swift stated that future ''Portal'' developments will depend on the community's reactions, saying, "We're still playing it by ear at this point, figuring out if we want to do multi-player next, or ''[[Portal 2]]'', or release map packs."<ref name="eurogamerfi" /> On [[2008-01-31]], [[Valve Corporation|Valve]] [[spokesperson]] Doug Lombardi confirmed that "more Portal" would be forthcoming, and promised that the additional content would not just be "more puzzles";<ref>{{cite web |url = http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=91768 |title = "More Portal for sure" |accessdate = 2008-01-30 |author = Purchese, Rob|date = [[2008-01-31]] |publisher = [[Eurogamer]] }}</ref> an interview with Kim Swift on [[February 21]], [[2008]] revealed that a full sequel, ''Portal 2'', will be coming.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/51456 | title = Portal 2 Confirmed by Valve | first = Nick | last = Brandon | publisher = Shacknews | date = [[2008-02-21]] | accessdate = 2008-02-21}}</ref>

Valve released a special demo version, entitled ''Portal: First Slice'', free for any Steam user using [[Nvidia]] graphics hardware as part of a collaboration between the two companies.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.steampowered.com/v/index.php?area=news&id=1398&cc=GB | title = Valve and NVIDIA Offer Portal: First Slice Free to GeForce Users | date = [[2008-01-08]] | accessdate = 2008-01-10 | publisher = Valve | first = Eric | last = Twelker }}</ref> It also comes packaged with ''[[Half-Life 2: Deathmatch]]'', ''[[Peggle Extreme]]'', and ''[[Half-Life 2: Lost Coast]]''. The demo includes the first four chapters, in which the portal gun is only capable of firing blue portals. In other BIG news the song "still alive" will be included in this week's DLC for rock band

==Critical reception==
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''Portal'' was a surprise favorite of ''[[The Orange Box]]'', often earning more praise than either ''[[Half-Life 2: Episode Two]]'' or ''[[Team Fortress 2]]''. It has been praised for its unique gameplay and [[black comedy|dark]], [[deadpan]] humor.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.g4tv.com/xplay/reviews/1629/The_Orange_Box.html |last =Keil |first = Matt |title=G4 Review - The Orange Box |accessdate=2007-10-19 |publisher=[[G4tv.com|G4TV]]}}</ref> [[Eurogamer]] cited that "the way the game progresses from being a simple set of perfunctory tasks to a full-on part of the Half-Life story is absolute genius",<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=85044 | title = The Orange Box | first = Kristen | last = Reed | publisher = Eurogamer | date = [[2007-10-10]] | accessdate = 2008-02-14 }}</ref> while [[GameSpy]] noted that "What ''Portal'' lacks in length, it more than makes up for in exhilaration."<ref>{{cite web | url = http://xbox360.gamespy.com/xbox-360/half-life-2/826174p1.html | title = "The Orange Box (X360) | date = [[2007-10-10]] | accessdate = 2008-02-14 | publisher = GameSpy | first = Sterline | last = McGarvey }}</ref> The game has been criticized for sparse environments, and both criticized and praised for its short length.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://pc.ign.com/articles/825/825987p2.html |last =Adams |first = Dan |title=IGN: Portal Review |accessdate=2007-10-19 |publisher=[[IGN]]}}</ref>

Aggregate reviews for the stand-alone PC version of ''Portal'' gave the game an average rating of 90% based on 20&nbsp;reviews through [[Game Rankings]],<ref name="gamerankings">{{cite web|url=http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/934386.asp |title=Portal Reviews (PC) |accessdate=2007-10-22 |publisher=[[Game Rankings]]}}</ref> and 90% through 21&nbsp;reviews on [[Metacritic]].<ref name="metacritic">{{cite web|url=http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/pc/portal |title=Portal (pc: 2007): Reviews |accessdate=2007-10-22 |publisher=[[Metacritic]]}}</ref> [[Ben Croshaw|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]], a reviewer known for his acerbic criticisms, stated in his [[Zero Punctuation]] series that he "can{{'}}t think of any criticism for it," also noting that this had never happened and will never happen again. He further added, "Portal is great and if you don't like it you must be stupid."<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2541-Zero-Punctuation-The-Orange-Box|publisher=[[Escapist Magazine]]|date=[[2007-10-17]]|accessdate=2008-02-07|title=Zero Punctuation: The Orange Box | first = Ben | last = Croshaw}}</ref>

The game also generated a fan-following for the Weighted Companion Cube<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=16712 | title = Gamasutra's Best Of 2007: Top 5 Poignant Game Moments | publishser = Gamasutra | first = Leigh | last = Alexander | date = [[2007-12-19]] | accessdate = 2007-12-19 }}</ref>—while the cube itself does not talk or act in the game, fans have created [[stuffed animal|plush]],<ref>{{cite web | url = http://jetlogs.org/2007/10/29/companion-cube-plushie-sewing-pattern | title = Companion Cube Plushie Sewing Pattern | publisher = Jetlogs | author = Jetlogs | date = [[2007-10-29]] | accessdate = 2008-01-31}}</ref> [[papercraft]],<ref>{{cite web | url = http://jetlogs.org/2007/10/14/weighted-companion-cube-papercraft/ | title = Portal: Weighted Companion Cube Papercraft | date = [[2007-10-14]] | accessdate = 2008-01-31 | publisher = Jetlogs | author = Jetlogs }}</ref> PC [[Case modding|case mod]]<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.bit-tech.net/modding/2008/01/21/the_weighted_companion_pc/1 | title = Weighted Companion Cube PC case mod | first = Magnus | last = Persson | publisher = Bit-tech.net | date = [[2008-01-28]] | accessdate = 2008-02-25 }}</ref> and [[cake]]<ref>{{cite web | title=How to Make a Weighted Companion Cube Cake | url=http://carina.org.uk/WeightedCompanionCubeCake.shtml |accessdate = 2008-02-07 | date = [[2008-01-01]] | author = Lizzie }}</ref><ref>{{ cite web | url = http://kotaku.com/gaming/cake/the-weighted-companion-cube-cake-313286.php | title = The Weighted Companion Cube Cake | publisher = Kotaku | date = [[2007-10-21]] | accessdate = 2008-01-31 | first = Flynn | last = de Marco}}</ref> versions of the "character". Jeep Barnett, a programmer for ''Portal'', noted that players have told Valve that they had found it more emotional to incinerate the Weighted Companion Cube than to harm one of the "Little Sisters" from ''[[BioShock]]''.<ref name="1up beyond the box"/> Both GLaDOS and the Weighted Companion Cube were nominated for the "Best New Character Award" on G4; with GLaDOS winning the award for having "lines that will be quoted by gamers for years to come."<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.g4tv.com/g4/press/200/Winners_of_XPlay_Best_of_2007_Awards_Announced__BioShock_is_Videogame_of_the_Year.html | title = Winners of "X-Play Best of 2007 Awards" Announced – BioShock is Videogame of the Year | publishser = G4TV | date = [[2007-12-17]] | accessdate = 2008-01-31}}</ref>

A [[Mod (computer gaming)|modding]] community has developed around ''Portal'' with users creating their own test chambers and other in-game modifications.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=178414 | title= Portal Maps Investigated | publisher = CVG | date = [[2008-01-05]] | accessdate = 2008-01-05 | first = Ed | last =Zitron }}</ref><ref>{{cite web |url= http://www.portalmaps.net| title=Portal Maps | publisher = Portalmaps.net | accessdate = 2008-01-31}} </ref> Furthermore, users have found that the ''Portal'' game mechanics can be used with other [[Source engine]]-based games such as ''[[Half-Life 2]]''.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.primotechnology.com/2007/10/17/half-life-2-portal/ | title = Half-Life 2: Portal at Primo Technology | publisher = Primo Technology | first = Alex | last = Petraglia | date = [[2007-10-17]] | accessdate = 2008-01-31}}</ref>

===Awards===
''Portal'' has won several awards since its release. At the 2008 [[Game Developers Choice Awards]], ''Portal'' won Game of the Year, along with the Innovation Award and Best Game Design.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://uk.gamespot.com/news/6186460.html?action=convert&om_clk=latestnews&tag=latestnews;title;3 | title = Portal BioShocks GDC Awards | publisher = [[GameSpot]] | accessdate = 2008-02-21}}</ref> [[IGN.com]] honored ''Portal'' with several awards, for "Best Puzzle Game" for PC<ref>{{cite web | url = http://bestof.ign.com/2007/pc/7.html | title = IGN Best of 2007: PC - Best Puzzle Game | publisher = [[IGN.com]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> and Xbox 360,<ref>{{cite web | url = http://bestof.ign.com/2007/xbox360/5.html | title = IGN Best of 2007: Xbox 360 - Best Puzzle Game | publisher = [[IGN.com]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> "Most Innovative Design" for PC,<ref>{{cite web | url = http://bestof.ign.com/2007/pc/18.html | title = IGN Best of 2007: PC - Most Innovative Design | publisher = [[IGN.com]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> and "Best End Credit Song" (for "Still Alive") for Xbox 360,<ref>{{cite web | url = http://bestof.ign.com/2007/xbox360/13.html | title = IGN Best of 2007: Xbox 360 - Best End Credit Song | publisher = [[IGN.com]] | accessdate = 2007-12-26}}</ref> along with overall honors for "Best Puzzle Game"<ref>{{cite web | url = http://bestof.ign.com/2007/overall/7.html | title = IGN Best of 2007: Overall - Best Puzzle Game | publisher = [[IGN.com]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> and "Most Innovative Design".<ref>{{cite web | url = http://bestof.ign.com/2007/overall/21.html | title = IGN Best of 2007: Overall - Most Innovative Design | publisher = [[IGN.com]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> In its "Best of 2007", GameSpot honored ''The Orange Box'' with 4 awards in recognition of ''Portal'', giving out honors for "Best Puzzle Game",<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.gamespot.com/best-of/genreawards/index.html?page=8 | title = GameSpot's Best of 2007: Best Puzzle Game Genre Awards | publisher = [[GameSpot]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> "Best New Character(s)" (for GLaDOS),<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.gamespot.com/best-of/specialachievement/index.html?page=11 | title = GameSpot's Best of 2007: Best New Character(s) Special Achievement | publisher = [[GameSpot]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> "Funniest Game",<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.gamespot.com/best-of/specialachievement/index.html?page=12 | title = GameSpot's Best of 2007: Funniest Game Special Achievement | publisher = [[GameSpot]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> and "Best Original Game Mechanic" (for the Portal Gun).<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.gamespot.com/best-of/specialachievement/index.html?page=16 | title = GameSpot's Best of 2007: Best Original Game Mechanic Special Achievement | publisher = [[GameSpot]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> Additionally, ''Portal'' was awarded "Game of the Year (PC)", "Best Narrative (PC)", and "Best Innovation (PC and console)" honors by 1UP.com in its 2007 editorial awards.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3165432 | title = 2007 1UP Network Editorial Awards from 1UP.com | publisher = [[1UP.com]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> [[GamePro]] honored for the game for "Most Memorable Villain" (for GLaDOS) in its Editors' Choice 2007 Awards.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.gamepro.com/gamepro/domestic/games/features/154428.shtml | title = GamePro Editors' Choice *2007* (Pg. 2/5) | publisher = [[GamePro]] | author = The GamePros | date = [[2007-12-27]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> Additionally, ''Portal'' was awarded the "Game of the Year" award in 2007 by [[Joystiq]],<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/01/game-of-the-year-portal/ | title = Joystiq's Top 10 of 2007: Portal | publisher = [[Joystiq]] | first = Ludwig | last = Kietzmann | date = [[2008-01-01]] | accessdate = 2008-02-18}}</ref> [[Good Game]],<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.abc.net.au/tv/goodgame/stories/s2115530.htm | title = Game of the Year | publisher = Good Game Stories | date = [[2007-12-12]] | accessdate = 2008-01-31}}</ref> and [[Shacknews]],<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=725 | title = Game of the Year Awards 2007 | publisher = Shacknews | author = Shack Staff | date = [[2008-01-04]] | accessdate = 2008-01-31}}</ref> as well as the "Most Original Game" award by ''[[X-Play]]''.<ref>{{cite web | url =
http://www.g4tv.com/xplay/videos/19476/Best_of_2007_Most_Original_Game.html?videoCategory_key=8 | title = X-Play Best of 2007: Most Original Game | publisher = G4 | date = [[2007-12-18]] | accessdate = 2008-02-25 }}</ref> [[A.V. Club]] called it the "Best Game of 2007".<ref>{{cite web |last=Dahlen |first=Chris | coauthors = Mastrapa, Gus | url = http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/best_games_of_2007 | title = A. V. Club Best Games of 2007 | date = [[2007-12-24]] | accessdate = 2007-12-24 | publisher = A. V. Club}}</ref> The [[webcomic]] ''[[Penny Arcade (webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]'' awarded ''Portal'' "Best Soundtrack", "Best Writing", and "Best New Game Mechanic" in their 2007 "We're Right" awards.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/12/28 | title = Penny Arcade! We're Right Returns | publisher = Penny Arcade | date= 2007-12-28 | accessdate = 2007-12-28}}</ref> Eurogamer gave ''Portal'' first place in its Top 50 Games of 2007 rankings.<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=89793&page=3 | title = Eurogamer's Top 50 Games of 2007 | publisher = Eurogamer | accessdate = 2008-01-01}}</ref>

==Sequel==
Valve's marketing vice president Doug Lombardi stated in late January 2008 that "There'll be more ''Portal'', for sure,"<ref>{{cite news | first= | last= | coauthors= | title=Doug Lombardi - More Portal for sure| date=[[2008-01-31]] | publisher=Shacknews| url =http://shacknews.com/onearticle.x/51069 | work = | pages = | accessdate = 2008-02-27 | language = }}
</ref>. At the [[Game Developers Conference]] 2008 in February, during an interview with [[G4TV]]'s [[X-Play]], ''Portal'' designer Kimberly Swift inadvertently announced that there will indeed be a sequel.
<ref>
{{cite news | first= | last= | coauthors= | title=Portal 2 Confirmed at GDC | date=[[2008-02-21]] | publisher=G4TV| url =http://www.g4tv.com/xplay/blog/post/683036/Portal_2_Confirmed_on_XPlay.html | work = | pages = | accessdate = 2008-02-21 | language = }}
</ref> Swift also stated that the team creating the ''Portal'' sequel are currently deciding upon the design they should implement and that a multiplayer ''Portal'' "from a technology standpoint is possible."<ref>{{cite news | first= | last= | coauthors= | title=multiplayer Portal possible| date= |publisher=Gametrailers TV| url =http://www.gametrailers.com/gametrailerstv_player.php?ep=10&ch=2&sd=1|work = | pages = | accessdate = 2008-03-02 | language=}}</ref>




==See also==
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*''[[Narbacular Drop]]''
*[[Portals in science fiction]]

==References==
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==External links==
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* [http://orange.half-life2.com/portal.html Official homepage — ''The Orange Box'']
* [http://www.aperturescience.com ApertureScience.com] ([[Viral advertising]], [[Alternate reality game]])

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