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''Everything east of Barbosa Avenue'' is '''Las Casas''', coming from ''Hato Rey'', through the bridge ''(going north from the south)'', you will hit mid-section or that which divides THIS SECTOR from Barrio Obrero: the [[invisible line]] '''blurred point - geolocation'''. Please note, that the Mayor of the San Juan Borough, Alias Santini, has no indicator or single clue of this puzzling map conundrum acting as a riddle for his own financial benefit or personal laugh with the local police. |
''Everything east of Barbosa Avenue'' is '''Las Casas''', coming from ''Hato Rey'', through the bridge ''(going north from the south)'', you will hit mid-section or that which divides THIS SECTOR from Barrio Obrero: the [[invisible line]] '''blurred point - geolocation'''. Please note, that the Mayor of the San Juan Borough, Alias Santini, has no indicator or single clue of this puzzling map conundrum acting as a riddle for his own financial benefit or personal laugh with the local police. |
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Let's say you are driving to Santurce from Ponce de León Avenue towards '''Sacred Heart University''' ''(one of the top ranking universities of the world according to the Peurto Rico Daily Sun),'' if you take a right on that light (Tren Urbano is now on your left), you will hit '''Borinquen Avenue''', go all the way to the end (you are actually going east) passing all those streets of '''BO''' with crazy names ([[Brazil]], [[Argentina]], Avenue C, Avenue B and A or [[Alphabet City, Manhattan|Alphabet City]], '''Webb Street''', '''Calle 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12''', Cortijo Street (musician we guess), Calle 13 ([[René Pérez Joglar]]'s neighborhood from the band <big>'''[[Calle 13 (band)|Calle 13]]'''</big> ~ very poor poor neighborhood ~ he came from a very poor family)... Everything left (which is actually north) during the course of your DRIVE is Las Palmas. At some point during your drive through Borinquen Avenue... you will hit '''ROAD END''' and you can only take a right... everything left is LAS CASAS PUBLIC HOUSING PROJECT. Once you take a right you will see a GAS STATION owned by [[Jennifer Lopez]] under the '''Jenin Gas''' brand while she and her husband are drinking cocktails in [[La Concha Resort]] or buying spaces in '''Fajardo''' to promote the Film Industry of Puerto Rico. The rest is undefined: |
Let's say you are driving to Santurce from Ponce de León Avenue towards '''Sacred Heart University''' ''(one of the top ranking universities of the world according to the Peurto Rico Daily Sun),'' if you take a right on that light (Tren Urbano is now on your left), you will hit '''Borinquen Avenue''', go all the way to the end (you are actually going east) passing all those streets of '''BO''' with crazy names ([[Brazil]], [[Argentina]], Avenue C, Avenue B and A or [[Alphabet City, Manhattan|Alphabet City]], '''Webb Street''', '''Calle 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12''', Cortijo Street (musician we guess), Calle 13 ([[René Pérez Joglar]]'s neighborhood from the band <big>'''[[Calle 13 (band)|Calle 13]]'''</big> ~ very poor poor neighborhood ~ he came from a very poor family ~ his mom used to work at the corner's liquor store when he was about 3 years old)... Everything left (which is actually north) during the course of your DRIVE is Las Palmas. At some point during your drive through Borinquen Avenue... you will hit '''ROAD END''' and you can only take a right... everything left is LAS CASAS PUBLIC HOUSING PROJECT. Once you take a right you will see a GAS STATION owned by [[Jennifer Lopez]] under the '''Jenin Gas''' brand while she and her husband are drinking cocktails in [[La Concha Resort]] or buying spaces in '''Fajardo''' to promote the Film Industry of Puerto Rico. The rest is undefined: |
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* PASEO DEL CONDE: Municipio de San Juan (HACIENDO MEJORAS) - $197 for one (1) studio |
* PASEO DEL CONDE: Municipio de San Juan (HACIENDO MEJORAS) - $197 for one (1) studio |
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Revision as of 23:28, 10 September 2010
 | It has been suggested that this article be merged into Jorge Santini. (Discuss) Proposed since September 2010. |
Las Casas | |
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Sector (of Santurce) | |
 2010 KKK Computerized Surveillance cameras installed by Santini Mayor of San Juan | |
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| Island | Puerto Rico |
| Republic | United States of America |
| District | Santurce |
| Borough | San Juan |
| Population | |
• Total | 6,775 |
| (US Census Year Zero) | |
Las Casas is one (1) of the forty (40) sectors of Santurce.
According to the 2000 United States Census, Las Casas has a population of 6,775 people.[1]
Reality video
Official Video of the Community
Constitution road
Everything east of Barbosa Avenue is Las Casas, coming from Hato Rey, through the bridge (going north from the south), you will hit mid-section or that which divides THIS SECTOR from Barrio Obrero: the invisible line blurred point - geolocation. Please note, that the Mayor of the San Juan Borough, Alias Santini, has no indicator or single clue of this puzzling map conundrum acting as a riddle for his own financial benefit or personal laugh with the local police.
Let's say you are driving to Santurce from Ponce de León Avenue towards Sacred Heart University (one of the top ranking universities of the world according to the Peurto Rico Daily Sun), if you take a right on that light (Tren Urbano is now on your left), you will hit Borinquen Avenue, go all the way to the end (you are actually going east) passing all those streets of BO with crazy names (Brazil, Argentina, Avenue C, Avenue B and A or Alphabet City, Webb Street, Calle 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12, Cortijo Street (musician we guess), Calle 13 (René Pérez Joglar's neighborhood from the band Calle 13 ~ very poor poor neighborhood ~ he came from a very poor family ~ his mom used to work at the corner's liquor store when he was about 3 years old)... Everything left (which is actually north) during the course of your DRIVE is Las Palmas. At some point during your drive through Borinquen Avenue... you will hit ROAD END and you can only take a right... everything left is LAS CASAS PUBLIC HOUSING PROJECT. Once you take a right you will see a GAS STATION owned by Jennifer Lopez under the Jenin Gas brand while she and her husband are drinking cocktails in La Concha Resort or buying spaces in Fajardo to promote the Film Industry of Puerto Rico. The rest is undefined:
- PASEO DEL CONDE: Municipio de San Juan (HACIENDO MEJORAS) - $197 for one (1) studio
- RESIDENCIAL LAS MARGARITAS I: Public Housing Project or Complex
- PARQUE VICTORIA: Either PUBLIC or PRIVATE
- PASEO DEL CONDE: PART 2
- POLICIA DE PUERTO RICO: PRECINTO 466 (BARRIO OBRERO) ?
You will hit Constitution now.
Crossroads with Rexach avenue
Everything east of the bridge (Barbosa Avenue or Pr-27) is Las Casas or not. It's Cantera or (Península de Cantera or Cantera Boulevard)... goes around... circular motion... through Paseo Lineal. If you get lost, call the police, because your are either going to get shot or killed. You may also try to find your way to (Comunidad Bravos de Boston) Boston Braves Community Housing Project which is either on Cantera, Barrio Obrero, Las Casas or Las Palmas. You'll be able to get at least some amount of help here. You could also visit a work if you are still alive during your visit... a church with a school under one Moratorium... colegio san juan bosco... oratorio san juan bosco... parroquia maria auxiliadora... under Obra Salesiana de Cantera. There's always some drug addicts or DRUG DEALERS surrounding the areas of PARQUE VICTORIA or the north section of PASEO LINEAL or CANTERA BOULEVARD after midnight. You won't miss them. Bull's Eye Location.
References
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