James Rourke

James Rourke (Rourke)
James reciting the bi-linear interpolation algorithmic properties in his mind.
Born	James Niger Rourke (1993-04-06) April 6, 1993 Killingworth, Connecticut, United States
Alma mater	Harvard University
Occupation	Game Administrator
Employer	God
Known for	Science, Math

James Niger Rourke often known by his alias, Rourke is the administrator of a successful game company. He graduated top of his class at Harvard University at the age three and later became the president of Uganda. As a major political, spiritual, scientific and mathematical influence in the world today James Rourke (Rourke) was voted the worlds most influential person by Time Magazine 83 years in a row (That's 62 years before he was born). It was said Danielle Egnew was able to predict his birth many years ago and it is all thanks to Rourke that she got her start. It is also a well known fact that his tears cure cancer.

Biography

Early years

His first notable moment of fame in the media was right at his birth when his mother delivered him on top of The Eiffel Tower. (This was especially magnificent because she was not pregnant). At the age of one, James Rourke (Rourke) was able to recite the first 800 numbers of the Fibonacci Sequence and could read and write fluently. At the age of two James Rourke (Rourke) was able to speak three different languages including Japanese, Gaelic and of course Elvish. In his teens, James Rourke (Rourke) had invented a Time Machine and stopped the assassination of every member in the band, The Beatles. A notable quote from James after his victory, "I can't believe Queen Elisabeth would do something like that, she always seemed to be so sweet." A truly breathtaking moment in history that was.

Later years

James Rourke (Rourke) went unnoticed for approximately five years due to his accidental success with cryogenic freezing. After being dethawed he continued his research and discovered the meaning of life the universe and everything (42). Using a simple formula he discovered while voiding his bowels. That formula can be seen here:

${\begin{aligned}f(x,y)&\approx {\frac {f(Q_{11})}{(x_{2}-x_{1})(y_{2}-y_{1})}}(x_{2}-x)(y_{2}-y)\\&+{\frac {f(Q_{21})}{(x_{2}-x_{1})(y_{2}-y_{1})}}(x-x_{1})(y_{2}-y)\\&+{\frac {f(Q_{12})}{(x_{2}-x_{1})(y_{2}-y_{1})}}(x_{2}-x)(y-y_{1})\\&+{\frac {f(Q_{22})}{(x_{2}-x_{1})(y_{2}-y_{1})}}(x-x_{1})(y-y_{1}).\end{aligned}}$

After discovering this formula, James Rourke (Rourke) went on to invent the snuggie, shamwow and many other products thanks to his incredible invention known as the Chinese Sweat Shop. James was also responsible for building a rocket that would go to the moon for NASA, taking apart that rocket and then flying to Hollywood to build the set for the fake moon landing site.

Death

James Rourke (Rourke) died August, 8, 2002 due to Lil Wayne shooting him for "Being to honest about how terrible my terrible music is.". A tragic incident that went unnoticed for many, many years. Not much information is available regarding this incident today, however we do know the above is 100% fact.

Resurrection

After dying, James Rourke (Rourke) was able to invent a method of reanimating his dead body while in Heaven. After doing so, James went back to his research and began working at the game company. A truly breathtaking story that we believe will be turned into a book in 2020.

See also

NASA, God, Science, RuneCore, Math

References

Google, Yahoo, RuneCore,