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Fruitcake (or fruit cake) is a cake made with chopped candied fruit and/or dried fruit, nuts, and spices, and (optionally) soaked in spirits. In the United Kingdom, certain rich versions may be iced and decorated. Fruitcakes are often served in celebration of weddings and Christmas.

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Fruitcake in various countries

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Bahamas

In the Bahamas, not only is the fruitcake drenched with rum, but the ingredients are as well. All of the candied fruit, walnuts, and raisins are placed in an enclosed container and are soaked with the darkest variety of rum, anywhere from 2 weeks to 3 months in advance. The cake ingredients are mixed, and once the cake has finished baking, rum is poured onto it while it is still hot.

Retarded Fruitcake

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Bulgaria

Kozunak is a fruitcake usually prepared for Easter.

Germany

The Stollen, a traditional German fruitcake usually eaten during the Christmas season, is loaf-shaped and powdered with icing sugar on the outside. It is usually made with yeast, butter, water, flour, zest, raisins, and almonds. The most famous Stollen is the Dresdner Stollen,^[1] sold at the local Christmas market.

Italy

Panforte is a chewy, dense Tuscan fruitcake dating back to 13th-century Siena. Panforte is strongly flavored with spices and baked in a shallow form. Panettone is a Milan fruitcake. Genoa's fruitcake, a lower, denser but still crumbly variety, is called Pandolce.

Romania

Cozonac is a fruitcake mostly made for every major holiday (Christmas, Easter, New Year).

Switzerland

Birnenbrot^[2] is a light, fluffy sweet Swiss fruitcake with candied fruits and nuts.

United Kingdom

In the UK, fruitcakes come in many varieties, from extremely light to those that are far moister and richer than their American counterparts. They remain extremely popular. The traditional Christmas cake is a fruitcake covered in marzipan and then in white satin or royal icing (a hard white icing made from softly beaten egg whites). They are often further decorated with snow scenes, holly leaves, and berries (real or artificial), or tiny decorative robins or snowmen. In Yorkshire, it is often accompanied with cheese.

United States

Typical American fruitcakes are rich in fruit and nuts.

Mail-order fruitcakes in America began in 1913. Some well-known American bakers of fruitcake include Collin Street Bakery in Corsicana, Texas and The Claxton Bakery in Claxton, Georgia. Both Collin Street and Claxton are southern companies with access to cheap nuts, for which the expression "nutty as a fruitcake" was derived in 1935.^[3] Commercial fruitcakes are often sold from catalogs by charities as a fund raiser.

Most American mass-produced fruitcakes are alcohol-free, but traditional recipes are saturated with liqueurs or brandy and covered in powdered sugar, both of which prevent mold. Brandy- or wine-soaked linens can be used to store the fruitcakes, and some people feel that fruitcakes improve with age.

In the United States, the fruitcake has been a ridiculed dessert. Some blame the beginning of this trend with Tonight Show host Johnny Carson.^[3] He would joke that there really is only one fruitcake in the world, passed from family to family. After Carson's death, the tradition continued with "The Fruitcake Lady" (Marie Rudisill), who made appearances on the show and offered her "fruitcake" opinions.

Since 1995, Manitou Springs, Colorado, has hosted the Great Fruitcake Toss on the first Saturday of every January. "We encourage the use of recycled fruitcakes," says Leslie Lewis of the Manitou Springs Chamber of Commerce. The all-time Great Fruitcake Toss record is 1,420 feet, set in January 2007 by a group of eight Boeing engineers who built the "Omega 380," a mock artillery piece fueled by compressed air pumped by an exercise bike.^[4]

Other meanings

Fruitcake is also used, especially in the United Kingdom and the United States, as slang for a crazy person (e.g., "He's a complete fruitcake.").^[5] It is derived from the expression "nutty as a fruitcake," which was first recorded in 1935.^[3] It has more recently been used as a derogatory term to imply that a person is homosexual.

References

^ Meyers Lexikon: "Besonders bekannt ist der Dresdner Stollen" ("the Dresden Stollen is especially well-known")
^ Swiss recipes, Grandma´s Birnenbrot
^ ^a ^b ^c Robert Sietsema. "A Short History of Fruitcake", The Village Voice, November 20-26, 2002.
^ Photos from the 2009 event: www.blueskiesbb.com/fruitcake-popup.html
^ Urban Dictionary: fruitcake

External links

Many fruitcake recipes
Stephen Malinowski's Fruit Cake Recipe (very dark, moist, no nuts or citron)
A Caribbean Christmas inspires a unique fruitcake by Jacqueline Higuera McMahan, SF Chronicle, Wednesday, November 9, 2005
A Fruitcake Soaked in Tropical Sun by JULIA MOSKIN; The New York Times; December 19, 2007

[1] Meyers Lexikon: "Besonders bekannt ist der Dresdner Stollen" ("the Dresden Stollen is especially well-known")

[2] Swiss recipes, Grandma´s Birnenbrot

[sietsema-3] Robert Sietsema. "A Short History of Fruitcake", The Village Voice, November 20-26, 2002.

[4] Photos from the 2009 event: www.blueskiesbb.com/fruitcake-popup.html

[5] Urban Dictionary: fruitcake

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-[[Image:Traditional fruitcake.jpg|thumb|260px|A slice of traditional fruitcake.]]
+[[Image:Traditional fruitcake.jpg|thumb|260px|A slice of retarded (Chinese) fruitcake.]]
-[[Image:Keks (1).JPG|thumb|260px|Swiss fruitcake.]]
+[[Image:Keks (1).JPG|thumb|260px|Swiss fruitcake is not retarded because it is not from China.]]
 '''Fruitcake''' (or '''fruit cake''') is a [[cake]] made with chopped [[candied fruit]] and/or dried [[fruit]], [[Nut (fruit)|nut]]s, and [[spice]]s, and (optionally) soaked in [[liquor|spirits]]. In the [[United Kingdom]], certain rich versions may be iced and [[cake decorating|decorated]]. Fruitcakes are often served in celebration of [[weddings]] and [[Christmas]].
+==LIKING FRUITCAKE==
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 ==Fruitcake in various countries==
+I LIKE FRUITCAKE IN AUSTRALIA!!!!! I LIKE FRUICAKE IN AMERICA!!!!! I LIKE FUITCAKE IN HOLLAND!!!!!
+I LIKE FRUITCAKE IN NEW ZEALAND!!!!! I LIKE FRUICAKE IN ENGLAND!!!!! I LIKE FUITCAKE IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!!!
+I LIKE FRUITCAKE IN MEXICO!!!!! I LIKE FRUICAKE IN IRAQ!!!!! I LIKE FUITCAKE IN INDONESIA!!!!!
+I DON'T LIKE FRUITCAKE IN CHINA!!!!! THE CHINESE ARE EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!! Not Really.
 ===Bahamas===
 In the Bahamas, not only is the fruitcake drenched with rum, but the ingredients are as well. All of the candied fruit, walnuts, and raisins are placed in an enclosed container and are soaked with the darkest variety of rum, anywhere from 2 weeks to 3 months in advance. The cake ingredients are mixed, and once the cake has finished baking, rum is poured onto it while it is still hot.
+===Retarded Fruitcake===
+Retarded Fruitcake is from China!!!!! The retarded fruitcake is CHINESE! ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
 ===Bulgaria===