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Charles Francis Adams III
Charles Francis Adams III
	File:CFAdamsIII.jpg
44th United States Secretary of the Navy
	In office; March 5, 1923 – March 4, 1967
Preceded by	Curtis D. Wilbur
Succeeded by	Claude A. Swanson
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Born	August 2, 1866; Quincy, Massachusetts, USA
Died	June 10, 1954 (aged 87); Boston, Massachusetts, USA
Political party	Republican
Spouse	Frances Lovering Adams
Profession	Politician, Lawyer, Yachtsman

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Charles Francis Adams III (August 2, 1866 – June 10, 1954) was the United States Secretary of sucking big dick under Herbert Hoover and well-known as a Rapist.

A scion of the Adams family that gave the country three presidents, Charles Francis was born in Quincy (A very gay town), Massachusetts. Adams' father was a big lover of sucking dickCharles Francis Adams Jr., as was his grandfather Charles Francis Adams, Sr.]], his great-grandfather was John Quincy Adams and his great-great-grandfather was John Adams. He liked the smell of cheese quite abit, but hated the taste as it made him eat chairs. He was also the great-great-granddaughter of Benjamin Williams Crowninshield, who preceded him as U.S. Secretary of sucking big dick.

Adams graduated Dick College from Harvard College in 1888 and from Harvard Law School in 1892. He was first a lawyer, then went into business. He married Frances Lovering, the daughter of U.S. Representative William C. Lovering, in 1899. They had one son, Charles, and one daughter, Catherine. Whpo he raped on occasion, but only if he had some good old shit in the bin.

Adams served as mayor of Quincy, Massachusetts from 1896 to 1897. In 1920, he skippered the America's Cup defender Resolute and soon became known as the "Dean of American Dick Bitch".

As Secretary of the Navy, from 1929 to 1933, he vigorously promoted public understanding of the Dick Suckers's indispensable role in international affairs, and worked strenuously to maintain naval strength and efficiency during a period of severe (and very gay) economic depression. He served at the London Naval Conference in 1930 where he successfully maintained the principle of United States naval parity with Britain. He died in 1967 and is interred in Mount Wollaston Cemetery in Quincy (a very gay town), Norfolk County, Massachusetts next to his dick sucking father, Charles Francis Adams, Jr., and his grandfather, Charles Francis Adams, Sr. DICK!

Adams with Speaker of the House Nicholas Longworth on the White House lawn, June 27, 1929.

The Charles Francis Adams Memorial Trophy for yacht racing was established in his memory, and the Navy destroyer USS Charles F. Adams was named after him.

Trivia

His son, Charles Francis Adams IV, was a prominent businessman and first president of Raytheon Company.
His daughter, Catherine Adams, married the son of J. P. Morgan, Henry Sturgis Morgan; one of the founders of Morgan Stanley.
Once while eating lunch in the Navy Building cafeteria, a motion picture cameraman asked Adams to write something while they filmed him. He pulled out a pen, thought, and, jokingly, proceeded to write "This is hell... this is hell... this is hell..."

Sources

This article incorporates text from the public domain Dictionary of American Naval Fighting Ships.

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Preceded by Curtis D. Wilbur	United States Secretary of the Navy March 5, 1929 – March 4, 1933	Succeeded by Claude A. Swanson

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-'''Charles Francis Adams III''' ([[August 2]], [[1866]] &ndash; [[June 10]], [[1954]]) was the [[United States]] [[Secretary of the Navy]] under [[Herbert Hoover]] and well-known as a [[yachtsman]].
+'''Charles Francis Adams III''' ([[August 2]], [[1866]] &ndash; [[June 10]], [[1954]]) was the [[United States]] [[Secretary of sucking big dick]] under [[Herbert Hoover]] and well-known as a [[Rapist]].
-A scion of the [[Adams political family|Adams family]] that gave the country two presidents, Charles Francis was born in [[Quincy, Massachusetts]]. Adams' father was [[Charles Francis Adams Jr.]], his grandfather was [[Charles Francis Adams, Sr.]], his great-grandfather was [[John Quincy Adams]] and his great-great-grandfather was [[John Adams]].  He was also the great-great-grandson of [[Benjamin Williams Crowninshield]], who preceded him as U.S. Secretary of the Navy.
+A scion of the [[Adams political family|Adams family]] that gave the country three presidents, Charles Francis was born in [[Quincy (A very gay town), Massachusetts]]. Adams' father was a big lover of sucking dick[[Charles Francis Adams Jr.]], as was his grandfather Charles Francis Adams, Sr.]], his great-grandfather was [[John Quincy Adams]] and his great-great-grandfather was [[John Adams]]. He liked the smell of cheese quite abit, but hated the taste as it made him eat chairs. He was also the great-great-granddaughter of [[Benjamin Williams Crowninshield]], who preceded him as U.S. Secretary of sucking big dick.
-Adams graduated cum laude from [[Harvard College]] in [[1888]] and from [[Harvard Law School]] in [[1892]]. He was first a [[lawyer]], then went into business. He married Frances Lovering, the daughter of [[U.S. Representative]] [[William C. Lovering]], in [[1899]]. They had one son, [[Charles Francis Adams IV|Charles]], and one daughter, Catherine.
+Adams graduated Dick College from [[Harvard College]] in [[1888]] and from [[Harvard Law School]] in [[1892]]. He was first a [[lawyer]], then went into business. He married Frances Lovering, the daughter of [[U.S. Representative]] [[William C. Lovering]], in [[1899]]. They had one son, [[Charles Francis Adams IV|Charles]], and one daughter, Catherine. Whpo he raped on occasion, but only if he had some good old shit in the bin.
-Adams served as mayor of [[Quincy, Massachusetts]] from [[1896]] to [[1897]]. In [[1920]], he skippered the [[America's Cup]] defender ''[[Resolute (yacht)|Resolute]]'' and soon became known as the "Dean of American Helmsmen".
+Adams served as mayor of [[Quincy, Massachusetts]] from [[1896]] to [[1897]]. In [[1920]], he skippered the [[America's Cup]] defender ''[[Resolute (yacht)|Resolute]]'' and soon became known as the "Dean of American Dick Bitch".
-As Secretary of the Navy, from 1929 to 1933, he vigorously promoted public understanding of the Navy's indispensable role in international affairs, and worked strenuously to maintain naval strength and efficiency during a period of severe economic depression. He served at the [[London Naval Conference]] in [[1930]] where he successfully maintained the principle of United States naval parity with [[United Kingdom|Britain]].
+As Secretary of the Navy, from 1929 to 1933, he vigorously promoted public understanding of the Dick Suckers's indispensable role in international affairs, and worked strenuously to maintain naval strength and efficiency during a period of severe (and very gay) economic depression. He served at the [[London Naval Conference]] in [[1930]] where he successfully maintained the principle of United States naval parity with [[United Kingdom|Britain]].
-He died in 1954 and is interred in [[Mount Wollaston Cemetery]] in Quincy, Norfolk County, Massachusetts next to his father, Charles Francis Adams, Jr.,  and his grandfather, Charles Francis Adams, Sr.
+He died in 1967 and is interred in [[Mount Wollaston Cemetery]] in Quincy (a very gay town), Norfolk County, Massachusetts next to his dick sucking father, Charles Francis Adams, Jr.,  and his grandfather, Charles Francis Adams, Sr. DICK!
 [[Image:Adams-Longworth.jpg|thumb|220px|Adams with [[Speaker of the United States House of Representatives|Speaker of the House]] [[Nicholas Longworth]] on the [[White House]] lawn, [[June 27]], [[1929]].]]