Being Ian

Being Ian
Created by	Ian James Corlett
Starring	Richard Ian Cox Ian James Corlett David Kaye
Country of origin	Canada
No. of episodes	65
Production
Running time	22 minutes approx.
Production companies	Decode Entertainment Nelvana
Original release
Network	Treehouse TV/Nickelodeon (Canada) Qubo (U.S.)
Release	January 1, 2005 – April 22, 2007

Being Ian is a Canadian animated series produced by Studio B Productions, Corus Entertainment and Nelvana, focusing on 12-year-old Ian Kelley, who aspires to become a filmmaker. It originally aired from January 1, 2005 to April 22, 2007.

The series is created by and based on the early life of actor/writer Ian James Corlett. It is set in the city of Burnaby, British Columbia. Produced in 2004, it debuted January 4, 2005 on YTV. The series aired in the United States on qubo from September 19, 2009 - October 24, 2009. It also airs on Cartoon Network in Latin America. Qubo started showing Being Ian ads on September 27, 2010 which seemed to suggest that the show was returning, but so far it has not been played. As of July 7, 2012 it airs on at 2 AM Pacific Time

Characters

Ian James Kelley

(Voiced by Richard Ian Cox)

The protagonist of the series, Ian Kelley aspires to become a filmmaker. He almost is in love with his camcorder around, hoping to hone his craft. Unfortunately, his family is mostly indifferent towards his creative streak, which is a constant source of frustration for him. Ian is intelligent, if somewhat naive, and he has a very large imagination, and often gets lost in daydreams (many of which are parodies of famous films). His ultimate dream is to win an Academy Award, to the point that he constantly practices his acceptance speech, just so he won't be caught speechless if and when it ever does happen. Aside from this, Ian is a typical sitcom child; most plots involve him either failing at an elaborate scheme or trying desperately to survive in a world that doesn't seem to fit his ideals. According to the episode Being... Principal Bill, Ian's middle name is James, a reference to Ian James Corlett, whom the character is based on. He has a crush on Sandi as seen in various animated thoughts.

Kenneth "Ken" Kelley

(Voiced by Louis Chirillo)

Ian's father, Ken, owns Kelley's Keyboards, a local music store. Ken, while a loving husband and father, is somewhat clueless, easily distracted, and chronically uncool. While he tries his best to keep his household in check, every member of his family knows exactly how to get their way with him. Ken is chronically dependent on his wife to keep his life in check; when she temporarily left him, it only took a few days for him to regress to a neanderthal. When he was younger, Ken dreamed of becoming a recording star and showing up all of the "cool" kids who snubbed him. However, his recording career ended the same day it began, as the only song he played was "I's The B'y". While often used for comic relief, Ken can be a sympathetic character, especially when he seems aware of how uncool he is. Ken is a workaholic and has a very gung-ho attitude towards volunteer service, seemingly oblivious to the fact that his sons do not share his attitude. His catchphrase is "Holy Moli, Ravioli!".

Victoria "Vicky" Eva-Melita Menske Kelley

(Voiced by Patricia Drake)

Ian's mother, Vicky, divides her time as a homemaker and helping Ken run the music store. While she loves her husband and sons very dearly, they all have a good reason to fear her wrath. While she usually is the most level-headed member of the family, Vicki can be surprisingly petty and selfish when she doesn't get her own way. She also constantly annoys her family with odd obsessions she develops (collector's spoons, organic food, deformed animals, etc.), to the point of being oblivious to anything else.

Kyle Kelley

(Voiced by Ty Olsson)

Kyle is Ian's brother and the oldest of the family. A laid-back, somewhat doltish teenager, Kyle isn't stupid so much as lazy; he knows how to get his way around the house, and sees no reason to put any real effort into anything. Unknown to most, he is actually very intelligent; he is able to spell extremely difficult words with ease, can perform complex mathematical equations in his head, and can memorize entire science textbooks. The only thing that Kyle is really interested in is the opposite sex; he readily will take chase after any attractive female that catches his eye, but his pursuits seldom lead to anything other than rejection. As with most brothers, Kyle has a playfully antagonistic relationship with Ian; while he probably cares for the "doofus" deep down, the temptations to play off of Ian's gullibility and sensitivity are too much for him to resist most of the time.

Korey Kelley

(Voiced by Matt Hill)

Korey is Ian's brother and the middle child of the three. Korey is a rather iconoclastic individual - not even his own family understands him most of the time. Most of the time Korey seems lost in his own world, Despite this, Korey actually has a sharp mind and is often very observant - it seems he simply chooses not to be aware of his surroundings most of the time. Caught in the middle between his two brothers, as being the middle child Korey combines the nice and sensitiveness of the youngest child and the laziness of the oldest to form his own personailty, althrough its not shown as much Korey (sometimes openly) shows affection and kindness for Ian and his other family members, however this is looked over quite a lot as he is often playing pranks with Kyle and is very lazy at times. It's hinted that he doesn't like to show affection, because he's afraid Kyle will disapprove. A running gag is that Korey never removes his cap, even when he sleeps.

Chopin

(Voiced by David Kaye)

Chopin is the Kelley family dog, a lap dog of indeterminate breed who is missing one of his hind legs. Ian received him as a gift when he was young, and it has since come out that Vicky, who cares deeply for deformed animals, told him that all dogs have three legs at the time. Chopin's role is mostly limited to physical comedy - an often-used gag is the fact that Chopin is unable to stay upright when he lifts a leg to urinate.

Tyrone "Ty" Washington

(Voiced by Dexter Bell)

Tyrone is Ian's best friend. Considerably more together than Ian, Tyrone often attempts to act as the voice of reason, although he is usually willing to go along with whatever schemes his friend cooks up. Tyrone is usually the one to pull Ian back to reality when one of his fantasies goes too far.

Sandra "Sandi" Crocker

(Voiced by Tabitha St. Germain)

Sandi is Ian's other best friend. She is an athletic, short-tempered tomboy, and can physically dominate Ian and Tyrone easily (often with a well-timed noogie). Together with Tyrone, Sandi often acts as a bemused sort of Greek chorus to Ian's antics. Her relationship with the boys is completely platonic, although she once accidentally admitted that she expects Ian and Tyrone's friendship to be strained by fighting for her affections when they get older. There is, however, a slight romance hinted between Ian and Sandi.

Grandma Kelley

(Voiced by Patricia Drake)

Grandma Kelley is Ken's mother, of Scottish descent. She speaks in a thick brogue and can terrorize her entire family with little effort - no member of her family is willing to cross her. A clever joke is made of this in the opening theme at one point; Ian fantasizes his family as movie monsters, but Grandma Kelley stays exactly the same.

Grandma Menske

(Voiced by Christina Jastrzembska)

Grandma Menske is Vicky's mother, of Polish descent. A doting grandmother, she is constantly pampering her family with hearty meals and tacky hand-made clothing. She never approved of Ken's marriage to Vicky; in fact, she sees it as a result of a Gypsy curse on her family. Even after Ken and Vicky had been married for two decades, she still held out on hope for Vicky to get with her creepy ex-boyfriend Lubomir Wormchuk. She only gave her blessing to the marriage when she discovered that Lubomir had lost his teeth (what had attracted her attention in the first place).

Odbald

(Voiced by Ian James Corlett)

Odbald is Ken's assistant at Kelley's Keyboards. An immigrant from Holland, he moved to Canada to escape a life of "polishing cheeses and carving wooden shoes". Odbald, despite being an adult, is very immature - leaving him in charge of the Kelley boys always results in disaster. Odbald is an expert in keyboards of all kinds, to the point that he becomes emotionally attached to them. Odbald is utterly devoted to Ken - or "Mishter Kelley", as he calls him - and often goes out of his way to aid Ken in tasks far beyond his duties in Kelley's Keyboards. Whenever Ken accidentally damages something, his stock response is to say "Odbald, could you take care of that for me?" Odbald lives in the back room of Kelley's Keyboards, and has a proclivity for nodding off at inopportune times and eating messily.

Episode list

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Season 1

Directed By: Andy Bartlett, Josh Mepham

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#	Title	Original airdate
1	"The Kelley Boys and the Mysterious Lighthouse Mystery"	January 1, 2005 (2005-01-01)
After being pranked by his two idiot brothers, Ian pulls off a made-up treasure hunt for treasure that doesn't exsist.
2	"Cyrano de Mille"	January 11, 2005 (2005-01-11)
When Ian is disappointed because he can't see the R-rated Hemorrhage II, he decides to make his own horror movie--err, romance when Ty and Sandi are involved with it.
3	"Piano Man"	January 18, 2005 (2005-01-18)
Ian secretly rebuilds a piano for Royal Stilton in exchange for a gift for Vicki and Ken's anniversary; two tickets for Royal Stilton's concert.
4	"Truth in Advertising"	January 25, 2005 (2005-01-25)
5	"Miss Tweenage Burnaby"	April 12, 2005 (2005-04-12)
6	"The Greatest Story Never Told"	June 9, 2005 (2005-06-09)
7	"Little Camp of Horrors"	June 15, 2005 (2005-06-15)
8	"Snow Fun"	January 30, 2005 (2005-01-30)
9	"Cool Status Quo"	April 15, 2005 (2005-04-15)
10	TBA	()
11	"Joust Kidding Around"	()
12	"Catch Me if you Cane"	()
13	"The Kelleys"	()
14	"The Boy Who Cried UFO"	TBA

|Once a Pawn a Time |- | 14 |Is There an Ian in the House? |- | 15 |For Whom the Wedding Bell Tolls |- | 16 |Links for Love |- | 17 |Show Me the Bunny |- | 18 |Ian's Louse-ey Day |- | 19 |Sask-Watch |- | 20 |The Curse |- | 21 |Snow Fun |- | 22 |Bad Day at White Rock |- | 23 |Crime-Corder |- | 24 |Band 'o' Bruthaz |- | 25 |The Indoor Hockey Night Burnaby |- | 26 |Planet of the Imps

UnknownJan. 30, 2005 Snow Fun

UnknownFeb. 1, 2005 Once a Pawn a Time

UnknownFeb. 27, 2005 Catch Me If You Cane

UnknownMar. 1, 2005 Joust Kidding Around

UnknownApr. 5, 2005 Is There an Ian in the House?

UnknownApr. 15, 2005 Cool Status Quo

UnknownApr. 19, 2005 Band of Bruthaz

UnknownMay 17, 2005 Crime-Corder

UnknownMay 31, 2005 For Whom the Wedding Bell Tolls

UnknownJun. 7, 2005 Planet of the Imps

UnknownJun. 29, 2005 Sask-Watch

UnknownJul. 1, 2005 White Rock

UnknownJun. 29, 2006 Hurry for Hollywood

UnknownNov. 1, 2006 Ian Kelly's Day Off

UnknownMay 4, 2008 That's Ridonkulous

UnknownJun. 9, 2008 School Unfair

UnknownJun. 10, 2008 Adventures in Kelley Sitting

UnknownOct. 25, 2008 Ian Kelley Is History

UnknownNov. 27, 2008 Winning Isn't Ian's Thing

Season 2

Directed By: Josh Mepham

Episode	Air Date(s)	Summary
27. SCREAM Because I Know What You Did to that Psycho Last Summer
28. Animal House
29. What's Comb Over You
30. O Brother Where Art Thou?
31. Morning Zoo
32. Kelley VS Kelley
33. Ian the Peckyhead
34. Being... Principal Bill
35. Million Dollar $andi
36. Health Nut
37. Behind Bars
38. Out of Focus Group
39. Ken Kelley and the Keyboard Factory
40. Kelley's Seven
41. The Good Egg
42. 5 o`clock Snooze
43. Home Alone
44. Dorkbusters
45. Spells Like Teen Spirit
46. Dummy Up
47. The Great Escape
48. Ian Kelley's Day Off
49. The Fifth and a Half Sense
50. Doofus
51. Hurry for Hollywood Pt. 1
52. Hurry For Hollywood Pt. 2

Season 3

Directed By: Chad Van De Keere

Episode/Air Date(s)

• 53. "One Week Later" - Ian and the Kelleys return from their Hollywood vacation to find that things back home have changed. After winning the “Project: Filmmaker” award in Hollywood, Ian returns to Burnaby to discover that fame is fleeting. Disillusioned, he decides to start his own website where people can watch his original films. Problem is, no one’s visiting his site. Meanwhile, Ken wants to tear down the seniors’ Spa and replace it with his Keyboard Store – until he discovers how lucrative a Spa can be.

• 54. "Midnight Madness" - Ian tries to attend a midnight screening of the cult horror film “Curse of the WereRat.” Ian’s excited because the night has finally arrived – a special midnight screening of Werner Wolfenstein’s cult horror classic “Curse of the Wererat.” But the only person that will take him to the late night show is Grandma Kelley. And while a comedy of errors threatens to keep Ian from getting to the theatre in time, Odbald and a few of his foreign friends try to reenact a famous Dutch historical battle.

• 55. "Blah Blah Blog" - When Ian starts writing a blog for his website, his friendship with Grace is tested. Ian thinks his website needs to be more exciting, so he decides to add a personal blog. Unfortunately, he doesn’t know how to set one up, so he enlists tech guru Grace to help him. Soon, Grace is writing the blog for the lazy Ian. And when he unwittingly embarrasses Grace, she decides to give Ian a taste of his own medicine. Meanwhile, Ken tries to raise money for his store by holding the first annual Kelley’s Spa and Keyboards Jog-a-thon.

• 56. "School Unfair" - Ian is banned from the School Fair when he’s blamed for a prank he didn’t commit. Ian loves the rides at the Annual School Fair. Too bad the rides don’t love him – he’s always getting motion sickness. So this year, Ian decides to lick his problem and cure his queasy stomach so he can go on all the rides he wants. But when the School Fair is sabotaged, all the clues point directly to Ian. Even though he swears he’s innocent, Ian is banned from attending the fair. Ian must find out who’s framing him so he can clear his name and go to the Fair.

• 57. "Adventures In Kelley Sitting" - Ian gets more than he bargained for when he gets a Reality TV babysitter to watch over the Kelley boys. Ian needs to get his parents out of the house so he can complete his rather elaborate (and house-destroying) science project. His parents finally leave when Ian gets Reality TV’s “Fanny the Supersitter” to oversee the Kelley boys. Unfortunately, his grand scheme backfires, and completing his science project becomes the least of his problems. While Ian is battling his new sitter, Ken and Vicky become walking zombies when they decide to keep the Spa and Keyboard Store open 24 hours a day.

• 58. "The Ians" - Ian decides to hold his own amateur filmmaker awards called ‘The Ians.’ Even though he’s an award-winning director, Ian feels he’s being treated like dirt – he’s got a list of chores to do, and his brothers are constantly pulling pranks on him. When the head of the “GOLD MOVIE AWARDS” visits the set Ian’s working on, everybody pulls out the stops for the movie bigwig. Seeing this, Ian decides to hold his own movie awards and finally get the respect he deserves. But Ian bites off more than he can chew, and almost ends up losing all his friends.

• 59. "Winning Isn't Ian's Thing" - Ian will do whatever it takes to win an award during the school’s Kooky Sports Day competition. Celine Dion High is once again holding its annual Kooky Sports Day, where all the students compete in wacky events. While Korey, Kyle – and even Ken in his younger days – were Kooky Sports Day champs, Ian has never once won an award. But this year, Ian has a plan to change all that. Meanwhile, Vicky will do whatever it takes to make sure she wins the Store of the Year award, and put the cocky Mr. Fleeman in his place.

• 60. "Everykid 13" - Ian convinces Sandi to star in an internet video confessional on his website. Ian posts Sandi’s personal video confessionals on his website. But through a technical mix-up, the video is of his dog Chopin with Sandi’s voice over it. And while Sandi is embarrassed and angry at Ian, the webisodes become extremely popular. Ian has to decide what’s more important – his friendship with Sandi, or a hit website. And because of a mix-up at Kelley’s Spa, old people are convinced the sauna is a Fountain of Youth.

• 61. "That's Ridonkulous" - Ian directs TV commercials that make Tyrone a huge celebrity. When the local skatepark is threatened to be demolished, Ian decides he, Sandi, and Tyrone can quickly make money and save it. The three of them start a company that produces TV commercials. The ads are a huge success, making actor Tyrone a huge star. But Tyrone’s success causes a giant rift in his friendship with Ian. And when Ken calls skateboarders a menace to society, Kyle and Korey bet they can turn him into a hardcore skate punk.

• 62. "Ian Kelley Is History" - A sleep-deprived Ian begins to imagine himself as famous historical characters. Ian has to write a paper on what he considers the most important moment in history. But while working on a movie set, Ian unknowingly consumes copious amounts of caffeine, making him a wide-eyed mess. During his battle with insomnia, Ian begins to stress over writing his history paper and he begins to hallucinate that he actually IS the historical figures he’s thinking about. When he finally snaps out of his insomnia, he finds he’s too exhausted to write his assignment in time to make the deadline.

• 63. "An Ianconvenient Truth" (T.V. Movie)(Series finale) - April 22, 2007 - After learning about a Being Green contest, Ian is determined to win and make his dreams of fame and fortune come true. The only problem is that he still needs to come up with an award worthy idea. Meanwhile, his mother Vicky plans to win the contest by neutralizing Kelley's family carbon footprint so she can meet David Suzuki, her eco-idol. To win the contest Ian will have to out-green kids across the country and even his own mother! (This episode airs as either 2 half hour specials or a single hour long special. The hour long special contains an additional minute of animation not included in the 2 parter.)

International broadcasting

Country	Channel
Canada	YTV Nickelodeon
Quebec	Vrak.TV
United States	qubo
Argentina Bolivia Brazil Colombia Dominican Republic Ecuador Honduras Mexico Chile Uruguay Venezuela Panama Costa Rica Paraguay Peru	Cartoon Network
France	Télétoon
Germany	KI.KA
Netherlands	Z@PP
Portugal	Canal Panda/Panda Biggs
Hong Kong	TVB J2

External links

• Official Being Ian website
• The Being Ian website on YTV.com
• Ian James Corlett (see Being Ian in the Original Projects section)
• Being Ian at IMDb
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