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Machiavelli and the Four Seasons
Studio album by
Released4 May 1995
Recorded
GenreAlternative rock, alternative dance
Length48:12
Label
ProducerTISM
TISM chronology
Australia The Lucky Cunt
(1993)
Machiavelli and the Four Seasons
(1995)
Machines Against the Rage
(1996)
Singles from Machiavelli and the Four Seasons
  1. "Jung Talent Time"
    Released: February 1995[1]
  2. "(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River"
    Released: June 1995
  3. "Greg! The Stop Sign!!"
    Released: August 1995
  4. "Garbage"
    Released: 15 January 1996[2]

Machiavelli and the Four Seasons is the third studio album by the Australian rock group TISM (This Is Serious Mum). It was released on 4 May 1995.

Background and release

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TISM worked on what would become their next album at Metropolis Audio between December 1992 and September 1993 with various producers, including Tony Cohen, Laurence Maddy and Paul McKercher. Tracks known from these sessions include "Jung Talent Time", "Aussiemandias", "Abscess Makes the Heart Grow Fonder" and "State Schools are Great Schools". The group became dissatisfied with the hard rock sound they had cultivated with Cohen and realised after playing alongside Soundgarden on the Big Day Out in January 1994 that they did not want to be associated with grunge, which was at the height of its popularity at the time. The group abandoned work on the album and started recording new demos in a techno-influenced alternative dance style after returning from the Big Day Out. Three months later, their demos were wiped by a computer virus.[citation needed]

In September 1994, the group recorded Machiavelli and the Four Seasons at Platinum Studios. The final track list included "Jung Talent Time" and "Aussiemandias" from the September 1993 sessions.[citation needed] The chorus to "How Do I Love Thee" is taken from the end of the second movement of "Opium is the Religion of the Masses", a song written by TISM in 1983 and played during the Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance tour in 1988.[citation needed]

A song entitled "Russia" was intended to be the last song on the album, but was removed for legal reasons due to the song's chorus, which was seen to be similar to "Back in the USSR" by The Beatles.[citation needed] It remained unreleased until 2009, when an edited version, retitled "The Last Soviet Star", was released as an iTunes bonus. The original version, however, was uploaded to an old version of the TISM website, appeared on promotional pressings released in late 1994, and is known to have been played during TISM's set at the 1993 Big Day Out, at Melbourne Showgrounds (a diatribe recited at this concert appeared on Australia the Lucky Cunt).[citation needed] It would later see wide release for the first time as a hidden track on the 2023 CD reissue.

The title is a composite phrase of doo wop group Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons and thinker Niccolò Machiavelli. The cover of the album is a picture of The Hollywood Argyles.[3]

On 26 August 2024, music journalist and known TISM fan Tyler Jenke announced a book in the 33 1/3 series about the album, to be released on 1 May 2025.[4]

Singles

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  • "Jung Talent Time" was released in February 1995 as the album's lead single.
  • "(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River" was released in June 1995. The album peaked at number 23 on the ARIA Charts.[5])
  • "Greg! The Stop Sign!!" was released in August 1995. The song peaked at number 59 on the ARIA Charts and was nominated for an ARIA Award at the ARIA Music Awards of 1996.[6]
  • "Garbage" was released in January 1996[2]
  • "All Homeboys Are Dickheads" was pressed up and prepared for sale, but for reasons unknown, prior to shipping, TISM ordered that the single be deleted. Copies of the single did make their way into the hands of TISM fans. It was also released as a promo with Machines Against the Rage.

Reception

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Professional ratings
Review scores
SourceRating
AllMusic[7]

The album was a commercial success, peaking at number 8 on the ARIA Charts and was certified Gold in 1996.[8] To celebrate Machiavelli going "gold", it was re-released with a bonus disc in January 1996. The album was re-released again in December 1996 with a live album.

At the ARIA Music Awards of 1995, the album won the ARIA Award for Best Independent Release.[6] Three of its songs reached Triple J Hottest 100, 1995, two of them in the top 10.

Jonathan Lewis from AllMusic said TISM "had generated a strong cult following during the 14 years of their existence prior to the release of this album, but commercial success had proved elusive.. but for Machiavelli and the Four Seasons, the band chose to embrace dance music and the resulting commercial success this album enjoyed came as a shock, at least to the band, if to no one else." Lewis opined the album "sees TISM at their wittiest since Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance" adding "Their lyrics are smart and their use of musical trends extremely clever... Funny, clever, and just tasteless enough to make it interesting, Machiavelli and the Four Seasons was easily the best TISM album of the '90s."[7]

In 2021, the album was ranked #74 on Rolling Stone's 200 Greatest Australian Albums of All Time, with Tyler Jenke stating the album was "another musical evolution for the group, combining the whip-smart social satire they employed within their lyrics and pairing it with compositions that coupled commercial appeal with stellar musicianship and artistry" and concluding his writing saying the band "had crafted one of the decade’s best and most memorable albums, and their success and recognition was truly deserved.[9]

On January 10, 2023, Paul Simpson highlighted the album as one of AllMusic's Staff Picks of that week, comparing the band to the likes of the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu and Chumbawamba, "but more absurd and tasteless" and that the band "embraced rave culture in the mid-‘90s and unexpectedly hit the top ten with their gold-selling third album." He highlights “(He’ll Never Be An) Ol’ Man River” as the breakthrough hit, but said "the best song is “Garbage”, a thrashing breakbeat techno track with lyrics condemning classic rock and the endless recycling of nostalgia."[10]

Track listing

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Original album

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Machiavelli and the Four Seasons track listing
No.TitleListed titleLength
1."(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River"I Love You Baby2:24
2."All Homeboys Are Dickheads"You and Me, Baby Love3:08
3."Garbage"Baby, I Love You3:31
4."Lose Your Delusion II"Love, Baby-You3:35
5."!UOY Sevol Natas"Its You I Love, Baby3:36
6."What Nationality Is Les Murray?"In Love with You, Baby4:36
7."Greg! The Stop Sign!!"Baby, Baby, Baby3:28
8."Play Mistral for Me"Love, Love, Love3:44
9."How Do I Love Thee?"Baby Love5:17
10."Jung Talent Time"I.L.Y.B4:40
11."Aussiemandias" 4:16
12."Give Up for Australia" (Runs 2:30. Includes the hidden track "Phillip Glass's Arse" after a minute of silence.) 5:53
13."Russia" (bonus (hidden) track on 2023 CD reissue; originally appeared only on the 1994 promo CD.) 5:11
Digital bonus tracks
No.TitleLength
13."The Note Stuck with a Magnet to Kurt Cobain's Fridge"2:48
14."The Last Soviet Star" (edited version of the track "Russia" from the promo pressings)5:06
15."Great Expectorations"3:42
16."Give Up"2:41

1996 bonus disc

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Gold! Gold! Gold for Australia!
No.TitleOriginal releaseLength
1."Jung Talent Time #1"Jung Talent Time3:48
2."Abscess Makes the Heart Grow Fonder"(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River2:46
3."Dicktatorship"(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River2:01
4."Strictly Loungeroom"Greg! The Stop Sign!!4:07
5."There's More Men in Children Than Wisdom Knows"Greg! The Stop Sign!!3:14
6."Garbage"Garbage3:42
7."Junk"Garbage4:42
8."Strictly Refuse"Garbage4:33
9."Rubbish"Garbage4:18
10."Jung Talent Time #4"Jung Talent Time4:11
11."Fuck 'Em Fuck 'Em – The Lot of 'Em" 0:35
12."If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arteries" 1:20
13."Does Fame Bring Forth Madness?" 0:37
14.""Don't Believe the Hype" Is Hype"Boys in the Hoods1:30
15."Bash This Up Your Ginger" 0:45

Personnel

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  • Peter Minack - lead vocals
  • James Paull - guitar, backing vocals, vocal arrangements ("Philip Glass's Arse")
  • John Holt - bass, backing vocals
  • Damian Cowell - drums, lead vocals, backing vocals
  • Eugene Cester - keyboards, backing vocals
  • Christine Storey - soprano vocals ("Philip Glass's Arse")
  • Belinda Gillam - alto vocals ("Philip Glass's Arse")
  • Ewan Harwood - tenor vocals ("Philip Glass's Arse")
  • Bruce Raggatt - bass vocals ("Philip Glass's Arse")
  • Produced by TISM
  • Recorded by Laurence Maddy except "Jung Talent Time" and "Aussiemandias" by Paul McKercher

Charts

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Chart performance for Machiavelli and the Four Seasons
Chart (1995–1996) Peak
position
Australian Albums (ARIA)[11] 8

Certifications

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Certifications for Machiavelli and the Four Seasons
Region Certification Certified units/sales
Australia (ARIA)[12] Gold 35,000^

^ Shipments figures based on certification alone.

Release history

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Release history and formats for Machiavelli and the Four Seasons
Region Date Format(s) Edition Label Catalogue
Australia May 1995 Standard genre b.goode G002
January 1996 2xCD Re-issue (with Gold! Gold! Gold for Australia!) G002BONUS
December 1996 Re-issue (with Machines Against The Rage) G007
October 2009 Re-issue Digital download
July 2023 LP release LP MGM GBG0036

Book

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A book about Machiavelli and the Four Seasons by journalist Tyler Jenke is scheduled to be released as part of the 33⅓ Oceana series in 2025.[13]

References

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  1. ^ "20 Years Ago: How TISM's Third Album Helped Them Break Through, Despite Their Best Efforts". theMusic. 1 May 2015. Retrieved 23 May 2018.
  2. ^ a b "The ARIA Report: Week Commencing 15 January 1006". The ARIA Report. No. 308. Australian Recording Industry Association.
  3. ^ "The Hollywood Argyles". doowopcenter.com. 2001. Retrieved 29 September 2007..
  4. ^ "'Machiavelli and the Four Seasons': A New Book About TISM is Coming".
  5. ^ Hung, Steffen. "australian-charts.com - TISM - (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River". australian-charts.com.
  6. ^ a b "ARIA Awards Best Independent Release". Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA). Retrieved 9 June 2021.
  7. ^ a b Jonathan Lewis. "Allmusic review". Allmusic. Retrieved 9 June 2021.
  8. ^ Ryan, Gavin (2011). Australia's Music Charts 1988–2010. Mt. Martha, VIC, Australia: Moonlight Publishing. p. 282.
  9. ^ Jenke, Tyler. "TISM, 'Machiavelli and The Four Seasons'". Rolling Stone. Retrieved 11 October 2022.
  10. ^ Simpson, Paul (10 January 2023). "AllMusic Staff Pick: TISM – Machiavelli and the Four Seasons". AllMusic. Retrieved 24 February 2023.
  11. ^ "Australiancharts.com – TISM – Machiavelli and the Four Seasons". Hung Medien. Retrieved 9 Jne 2021.
  12. ^ Ryan, Gavin (2011). Australia's Music Charts 1988–2010 (PDF ed.). Mt Martha, Victoria, Australia: Moonlight Publishing. p. 282.
  13. ^ "TISM'S Machiavelli and the Four Seasons". Bloomsbury.